Jon Peter Lewis News - Septembrarians...
JPL Team
and maybe briefly dwell on the present.
THE PAST (also known as BEFORE)
1,000,000 B.C.
-- Dinosaurs eat each other. Milkshakes are rumored to be invented but
nothing confirmed.
1400 A.D.
-- The Renaissance is a big hit with everyone except dinosaurs, who are
dead.
August 2006 A.D.
-- Jon Peter Lewis tours America playing on TV and Radio. He's a big
hit.
-- The response to his new single is astounding, people spontaneously
explode in excitement.
-- Jon plays to a great crowd in Idaho, they offer him gifts of
potatoes and daughters of farmers.
-- He records new songs in the studio,milkshake in hand; his band eats
each other.
-- Jon's music discovered to be an alternative source of fuel,
dinosaurs are jealous but remain dead.
THE PRESENT (also known as CURRENTLY)
-- You are reading this right now.
-- JPL's website celebrates his new single by giving away free stuff!
This stuff was bought through the Camp Kindle Auction which helps to
benefit kids affected by HIV... autographed t-shirts, American Idol
Gum, and an autographed iPod; check out the website for more free cool
stuff, in the cool but not so free months ahead!
THE FUTURE (also known as LATER, ALLIGATOR)
-- J to the L will release a full album instead of just an EP due to
the overwhelming response on his tour.
-- There will be a recorded live song from the Idaho show included on
the album.
-- A single with "Man Like Me" and "If I Go Away" will be released any
moment.
-- Also, in the near future, Jon Peter Lewis will lead the humans in a
rebellion against our robot masters and will send robot protectors back
in time to guard his younger self against possible assassination
attempts and these stories will be made into three documentaries called
"Terminator" (which will have been made in the past now).
Until next month, keep checking the website for current news and "don't
stop until you get enough."
"Flux Capacitor Fluxing,"
The JPL Time Bandits
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