BLOOD CREEK

[chewy]

2009-this reeked-i thought this was going to be some cheese filled fun flick, over the top, maybe tongue in cheek-a nazi vampire in the u.s.a

open in 1936-an immigrant german family receives a letter from the fatherland.  they want to send a historical researcher for some lame reason.

in reality, he's a nazi researcher on the occult.  hitler and company looking for eternal live, need rune stones.  this family unearthed one when the farm was built.

 

to present day-evan's brother vanished on blood creek 2 years ago.  invalid dad blames evan for losing vic.

vic shows up.  needs evan's help.  he'd been held on that same farm by that same family, now aged onl 5 years-i think the only reason 5 years went by was so they could have a hot 17 yr old girl instead of a cute 12 yr old.

vic had been tortured and his blood let to appease the nazi-now he's not a vampire exactly but some creature needing blood for his ceremonies in gaining eternal life.

once war broke out the nazi was stuck there.  the family "contained" him-they bring victims for his ceremonies so he's not unleashed on the world.

silly beyond description with lousy acting.  a waste of gore.  did have the best demonic horse fx i ever saw.

1 chew out of 5

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CHEWY -

From childhood's hour I have not been as others were- I have not seen as others saw.

Poe

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[bonestructure]

I was rather disappointed in it as well. The trailer made it look so
good. Unfortunately, the trailer was better than the damn movie.

--
We watch bad movies so you don't have to. I can see it now. A line up of
slightly effeminate zombies dancing and singing 'It's Raining Brains,'
to the tune of 'It's Raining Men.'

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