[I Hate Star Wars Club] Weekday Post #63: Playground Joke for the Kidz pt 4
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William Shatner's #1 Fan
May 31, 2006, 11:36:41 PM5/31/06
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Hey Kidz! It’s Uncle William Shatner’s #1 Fan. Sometimes, when you are in school, you will meet a little boy or girl who foolishly likes Star Wars. They may even tell you that you should watch Star Wars too. Don’t do it kidz! If friends tell you to watch Star Wars, pretend that they are telling you to smoke a marijuana cigarette. Just say no!
If your friends keep telling you to watch Star Wars, you may get very angry and feel like hitting them right in their big ugly nose. Don’t do that either! Fighting is even worse than smoking marijuana cigarettes. The best way to confound Star Wars goons, especially when they are stupid kidz, is to tell them a hilarious joke that they won’t have a prayer of understanding until they stop rotting their brains with Star Wars. I recommend this one:
How many Star Wars goons does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None! Cause they’re always in the dark!
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Posted by William Shatner's #1 Fan to I Hate Star Wars Club at 5/31/2006 11:35:00 PM
If your friends keep telling you to watch Star Wars, you may get very angry and feel like hitting them right in their big ugly nose. Don’t do that either! Fighting is even worse than smoking marijuana cigarettes. The best way to confound Star Wars goons, especially when they are stupid kidz, is to tell them a hilarious joke that they won’t have a prayer of understanding until they stop rotting their brains with Star Wars. I recommend this one:
How many Star Wars goons does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None! Cause they’re always in the dark!
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Posted by William Shatner's #1 Fan to I Hate Star Wars Club at 5/31/2006 11:35:00 PM
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