Dear Tech Support:
Steve.K...@gbc.com
Dear
Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct
slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry
applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs
such as NFL 5.0, NHL 4.3, MLB 3.0, and NBA 3.6.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the
system.
I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
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Dear Desperate,
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband
1.0 is an Operating System. Try to enter the command:
"C:/ITHOUGHTYOULOVEDME" to download Tears 6.2, which should
automatically install Guilt 3.0. If that application works as designed, Husband
1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default
to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.
WARNING: Beer 6.1 is a very nasty program that will create Snoring Loudly.
CAUTION: Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall another
Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband
1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and
cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional
software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0
and Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck,
Tech Support
Best Regards,
Steven Koscielak
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Lizabeth Urech
has its advantages. I recently upgraded to Husband
16.0 and it operates flawlessly....
Liz
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