a smile
Luna
because you know so many people who need it!!!!! Personally, I'm
amazed at the number of people to whom I've had to explain numbers 3
through 8!
THE "FORWARDER'S" 12 STEP PROGRAM
Everyone say it with me...
I will NOT get bad luck, lose my friends, or lose my mailing lists if I
don't forward an e-mail.
I will NOT hear any music or see a taco dog, if I do forward an e-mail.
Bill Gates is NOT going to send me money and Victoria Secret doesn't
know anything about a gift certificate they're supposed to send me.
Ford will NOT give me a 50% discount even if I forward my e-mail to
more than 50 people.
I will NEVER receive gift certificates, coupons, or freebies from Coca
Cola, Cracker Barrel, Old Navy, or anyone else if I send an e-mail to
10 people.
I will NEVER see a pop-up window if I forward an e-mail ... NEVER --
EVER!!
There is NO SUCH THING as an e-mail tracking program, and I am not
STUPID enough to think that someone will send me $100 for forwarding an
e-mail to 10 or more people!
The government does not have a bill in Congress called 901B (or
whatever they named it this week) that, if passed, will enable them to
charge us 5 cents for every e-mail we send.
There is NO kid with cancer through the Make-a-Wish program in England
collecting anything! He did when he was 7 years old. He is now cancer
free and 35 years old and DOESN'T WANT ANY MORE POST CARDS, or GET-WELL
CARDS.
There will be NO cool dancing, singing, waving, colorful flowers,
characters, or program that I will receive immediately after I forward
an e-mail. NONE, ZIP, ZERO, NADA!
The American Red Cross will NOT donate 50 cents to a certain individual
dying of some never-heard-of disease for every e-mail address I send
this to. The American Red Cross RECEIVES donations.
And finally, I WILL NOT let others guilt me into sending things by
telling me I am not their friend or that I don't believe in Jesus
Christ. If God wants to send me a message, I believe the bushes in my
yard will burn before He picks up a PC to pass it on!
Now, repeat these to yourself until you have them all memorized, and
then send it along to at least 5 of your friends before the next full
moon or you will surely be constipated for the next three months and
all of your hair will fall out!
luna.m...@gmail.com
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Saw this on another list..... Great idea http://sandradodd.Com/t/animaniacs | |||
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