A little Joke (From my Seminary Group - The religion of toys)

[Rev.W.Kent Bergstrom]

Capitalism; He who dies with the most toys wins.
Hari Krishna; He who plays with the most toys wins.
Judaism; He who buys the most toys at the lowest
prices wins.
Catholicism; He who denies himself the most toys wins.
Anglican; They were our toys first.
Greek Orthodox; No, They were our toys first.
Branch Davidians; He who dies playing with the biggest
toys, wins.
Atheism; There is no toy maker.
Polytheism; There are many toy makers.
Evolutionism; The toys made themselves.
Church of Christ, Scientist; We are the toys.
Communism; Everyone gets the same amount of toys, And
you go to the opposite of Heaven if we catch you
selling yours.
Baha’i; All toys are just fine with us.
Amish; Toys with batteries are surely a sin.
Taoism; The doll is as important as the dumptruck.
Mormonism; Every boy may have as many toys as he
wants.
Voodoo; Let me borrow that doll for a second.
Hedonism; Hang the rule book! Let’s play!
7th Day Adventist; He who plays with his toys on
Saturday, Loses.
Church of Christ; He whose toys make music, Loses.
Baptist; Once played, Always played.
Jehovah’s Witness; He who “places” the most toys door
to door, Wins.
Pentecostalism; He whose toys can talk, Wins.
Existentialism; Toys are a figment of your
imagination.
Confucianism; Once a toys is dipped in water, it is no
longer dry.
Interfaith; We don’t care where your toys come from,
Lets just Play.