HappyDay! and Hoping (the 2fer)

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HappyDay!
One of those days, a day that goes down in history, as probably one of
the most joyful days of my life, and why? Its not like I had a kid
today or anything. I don't know what it was, but today, unlike most any
other day, the usually damaging energy, I used to call my life, wasnt
so damaging. Thank you Jesus. <---There is another Happy slogan for
Shirttavios. Makes me HAPPY just saying it!

and Hoping
Today, I did an experiment in the art of hap.

To preform this experiment you will need*:
2 working knees
2 ankles
2 leg bones
2 feet bones
1 morsel once of energy
1/2 part hebbejebbe (substitute frown if hebbejebbe not avail)

*it is to be said that you do not knee'd above ingredients to be happy,
you simply knee'd those incredients to preform this specific experiment
in the art of hap.

Begin: 1/2 part hebbejebbe, focus on hebbejebbe for a mere nanosecond,
and then, as fast as you can, hop like a bunny in the place where you
are. Do not, however, worry about those around you seeing you hop,
they won't, your hop will happen so fast they will merely think they
thought they thaw you hop. Don't look around, wait... wait... wait...

Produce: One gourgeously perfected smile!

Try it, and let me know how it went.

Happy,
me