[HaHaHaa Time] Lion Catching Techniques + Class Photo..

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Nithin Kamath

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Dec 26, 2005, 8:53:22 PM12/26/05

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ISSUE #80

26th December 2005

"They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash."

OFFICE HANGOVERS
How To Start Your Day With A Positive Outlook

1. Open a new file in your PC.

2. Name it "Boss"

3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN

4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN

5. Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete Boss permanently?"

6. Answer calmly, "Yes," and press the mouse button firmly....

7. Feel better?

HAVE A NICE DAY :-)

PROFESSION MANIACS
Lion Catching Techniques...

You would have read several comic methods, read some new of them:-

Software Engineer Method:
Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that its a Lion. If anyone comes back with issues tell that you will upgrade it to Lion.

George bush method:
Link the lion with osama bin laden and shoot him!!!

Newton's Method:
Let, the lion catch you. For every action there is equal and opposite reaction. Implies you caught lion.

Einstein Method:
Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion. Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon. Now you can trap it easily.

Indian Police Method:
catch any animal and interrogate it & torture it to accept that its a lion.

Rajnikanth Method :
Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack anytime. The lion will live in fear and die soon in fear itself.

Jayalalitha Method:
Send Police commissioner Muthukaruppan around 2AM and kill it, while it's sleeping !

Menaka Gandhi method:
Save the lion from a danger and feed him with some vegetables continuously.

KIDS SPEAK OUT
Class Photo...

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or 'that's Michael. He's a doctor.'"

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher. She's dead."

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