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Reader contribution of jokes/funny stuff are
welcome, please send in your contributions/comments to nithin...@gmail.com
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 What does my dream mean... |
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 A young
woman was taking an afternoon nap on her birthday. After she woke up,
she told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace
for my birthday. What do you think it means?"
"You'll know tonight." he said.
That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his
wife. Delighted, she opened it--only to find a book entitled: "The
meaning of dreams".
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| You'll Get Your Chance in Court |
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 A man went
to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken
into his house the night before.
"You'll get your chance in court," said the Desk Sergeant.
"No, no, no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house
without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!" |
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| Taking a Photo of Forest Fire... |
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 A
photographer for a national magazine was assigned to take pictures of a
great forest fire. He was advised that a small plane would be waiting
to fly him over the fire.
The photographer arrived at the airstrip just an hour before sundown.
Sure enough, a small Cessna airplane was waiting. He jumped in with his
equipment and shouted, "Let's go!" The tense man sitting in the pilot's
seat swung the plane into the wind and soon they were in the air,
though flying erratically.
"Fly over the north side of the fire," said the photographer, "and make
several low-level passes." "Why?" asked the nervous pilot. "Because I'm
going to take pictures!" yelled the photographer. "I'm a photographer,
and photographers take pictures."
The pilot replied, "You mean you're not the flight instructor?" |
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