[HaHaHaa Time] Waste of Time + Follow the traffic rules....

[Nithin Kamath]

HaHaHaa Time     "Giggle, Laugh & Enjoy !"   | ISSUE 95 | June 19th 2006 | MON/THUR | Reader contribution of jokes/funny stuff are welcome, please send in your contributions/comments to nithin...@gmail.com   Follow the traffic rules... One day, two guys decide to take a drive to a local grocery store to get some lunch. On the way to the store they ran into an intersection with a stoplight. The light showed red. The man driving went right through the red light. The passenger looked at the driver and screamed, "What the heck are you doing? You're going to get us killed!" Then the driver responded, "Don't worry, my mother always drives like this." So later on, the two guys came to another stoplight and that, too, was red. The driver sped right through the light. Again the passenger looked at the driver and said, "I thought I told you, you're gonna get us killed! Would you please stop this nonsense!" The driver looked at the passenger and responded, "All right! I get it, but I told you my mother drives like this all the time!" Again, the two guys ran into another light. This time it was green. The driver slammed on his breaks and stopped the car totally. "What the heck are you doing?" The passenger screamed. "This is the third time you almost got us killed. Why did you stop at a green light?" "Well, my mother might be coming the other way," the driver said.   Public Domain  | Nithin Publications   Waste of Time A patient was waiting nervously in the examination room of a famous specialist. "So who did you see before coming to me?" asked the doctor. "My local General Practitioner." "Your GP?" scoffed the doctor. "What a waste of time. Tell me, what sort of useless advice did he give you?" "He told me to come and see you."   Public Domain   | Nithin Publications   You have a good camera! An amateur photographer was invited to dinner with friends and took along a few pictures to show the hostess. She looked at the photos and commented, "These are very good! You must have a good camera." He didn't make any comment. As he was leaving to go home, he said, "That was a really delicious meal! You must have some very good vessels/pots."   Public Domain  | Nithin Publications Got this as a forward? JOIN "HaHaHaa Time" NOW Email ID: Browse Archives   nithinkamath.info http://nithinkamath.info/     Tried out Picasa for Linux...     My Fav Firefox Extensions - Part I     Some features I would like to see in XdTV Nithin Kamath | Nithins Picks Subscription Info - To join, just send a blank email with subject as "Join Jokes" to: email...@yahoo.co.uk - To unsubscribe send a blank email with "unsubscribe Jokes" as subject to: email...@yahoo.co.uk Disclaimer All information contained in this newsletter do not belong to me i.e. Nithin. These are obtained from Public Domains. Copyleft 2004-06 K Nithin Kamath Mangalore (Karnataka | India) Visit:  http://nithinkamath.info/ ----------------------------------- Sent By:      K Nithin Kamath, Mangalore      nithin...@gmail.com -----------------------------------