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NITHINs HaHaHaa Time
"Laughter Guaranteed!" |
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| | ISSUE 105 | 13th May 2007 | Sunday |
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Hi
Readers,
Another fun filled issue packed to brighten
up the upcoming week. Please forward it to your friends and ask them to
join this free newsletter (details given at the very end). Enjoy.
Regards,
Nithin Kamath, Editor
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| Marriage
Counseling!! |
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 A husband
and wife came for counselling after 25 years of marriage. When
asked what the problem was, the wife went into an angry tirade listing
each
and every problem they had ever had in the 25 years they had been
married.
She went on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness,
feeling
unloved and unloveable, a long list of unmet needs she had endured over
the
course of their quarter century of marriage.
Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time,
the therapist
stood up, walked around his desk and, asking the wife to stand,
embraced her
and kissed her.
The woman shut up and, in a daze, quietly sat down;. The therapist
turned to
the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least seven
times a
week. Do you think you can do this?"
The husband thought for a moment and replied, "Well, Doc, I can drop
her off
here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on the other days I play golf."
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| Classic :
God's getting better! |
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 A little
girl was sitting on her grandfather's lap as he read her a bedtime
story. From time to time, she would take her eyes off the book and
reach up to touch his wrinkled cheek. She was
alternately stroking her own cheek, then his again.
Finally she spoke up, "Grandpa, did God make you"?
"Yes, sweetheart," he answered. "God made me a long time ago."
"Oh," she paused, "Grandpa, did God make me too"?
"Yes, indeed, honey," he said. "God made you just a little while ago."
Feeling their respective faces again, she observed, "God's getting
better, isn't he"?
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| Classic:
Life Explained!! |
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 On the
first day, God created the dog and said, "Sit all day by the door of
your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I
will give you a life span of twenty years."
The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten
years and I'll give you back the other ten"?
So God agreed.
On the second day, God created the monkey and said, "Entertain people,
do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year
life span."
The monkey said, "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long
time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did"?
And God agreed.
On the third day, God created the cow and said, "You must go into the
field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have
calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will
give you a life span of sixty years."
The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for
sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty"?
And God agreed again.
On the fourth day, God created man and said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry
and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years."
But man said, "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty,
the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten
the dog gave back. That makes eighty, okay"?
"Okay," said God, "You asked for it."
So that is why for our first twenty years, we eat, sleep, play and
enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years, we slave in the sun to
support our family. For the next ten years, we do monkey tricks to
entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years, we sit on the
front porch and bark at everyone.
Life has now been explained to you. Now you know!!.
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(M|B)angalore (Karnataka | India)
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Sent By:
 K Nithin Kamath,
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Ashok and
Raghav were both patients in a Mental hospital. One day, Ashok
suddenly dived into the deep end of the swimming pool. Raghav jumped in
and saved him, and the medical director came to know of his heroic act.
He immediately order Raghav to be discharged from the Mental Hospital
as
he is OK.