[HaHaHaa Time] Small Jokes....

[Nithin Kamath]

NITHINs HaHaHaa Time     "Laughter Guaranteed!"   | ISSUE 103 | 12 Nov 2006 | Sunday | Hi Readers,      This issue is a very small one with a few jokes. Currently due to time constraints I am not able to send out the issues, so please bear with it. Anyways enjoy tand have a big laugh. If you would like to contribute, please send in your jokes to nithinjokes AT gmail.com Regards, Nithin Kamath, Editor    Funny Small Jokes Two snakes were crawling along when one snake asked the other, "Are we poisonous snakes?" The other replied, "You're darn right we're poisonous! We're rattlesnakes. Why do you ask?" To which the first replied, "Because I just bit my tongue." The coach's wife yells to her husband, "It's Sports Illustrated on the phone." The coach falls all over himself racing to the phone and says, "Hello"? Then he hears, "For just 75 cents an issue...." Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. Worker's Law: "If you have a difficult task, give it to a lazy person -- they will find an easier way to do it." Signboard on a fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."   Public Domain  | Nithin Publications   My Blog Posts http://nithinkamath.info/ IE 7 | FF 2.0 - Update Yahoo! Bookmarks Beta Entire village population pledge to donate their eyes epITome 2006 - RVCE, B'lore emerge Winners Drivel - A Blog Client for Gnome WEEKLY MSG Be of good cheer. Do not think of today's failures, but of the success that may come tomorrow. You have set yourselves a difficult task, but you will succeed if you persevere; and you will find a joy in overcoming obstacles. --Helen Kelle Got this as a forward? JOIN "HaHaHaa Time" NOW Email ID: Browse Archives Subscription Info - To join, just send a blank email with subject as "Join Jokes" to: email...@yahoo.co.uk - To unsubscribe send a blank email with "unsubscribe Jokes" as subject to: email...@yahoo.co.uk Disclaimer All information contained in this newsletter do not belong to me i.e. Nithin. These are obtained from Public Domains. Copyleft 2004-06 K Nithin Kamath Mangalore (Karnataka | India) Visit:  http://nithinkamath.info/ ----------------------------------- Sent By:      K Nithin Kamath, Mangalore      nithin.linux AT gmail.com -----------------------------------