[HaHaHaa Time] Stop or Slow Down + God is watching....

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HaHaHaa Time     "Giggle, Laugh & Enjoy !"   | ISSUE 93 | June 12th 2006 | MON/THUR | Reader contribution of jokes/funny stuff are welcome, please send in your contributions/comments to nithin...@gmail.com   Stop or Slow Down.... A lawyer ran a stop sign and was pulled over by a Sheriff's Deputy. Certain that he was smarter than the Deputy because he had a better education, the lawyer decided to prove this to himself and have some fun at the deputy's expense. The deputy said, "License and registration, please." "What for?" "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign." The lawyer said, "I slowed down, and no one was coming." "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and registration, please." The lawyer asked, "What's the difference?" "The difference is, you have to come to a complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!" "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and no ticket." The deputy smiled. "Exit your vehicle, sir." At this point, the deputy took out his nightstick, started beating the ever-loving snot out of the lawyer, and asked, "Do you want me to stop or just slow down?"   Public Domain  | Nithin Publications   The Worlds Best.... After ordering a milkshake, a man had to leave his seat in the restaurant to use the rest room. Since he didn't want anyone to take his shake, he took a paper napkin, wrote on it, "The world's strongest weight lifter," and left it under his glass. When he returned from making his call, the glass was empty. Under it was a new napkin with a note that said "Thanks for the treat!" It was signed, "The world's fastest runner."   Public Domain   | Nithin Publications   God is watching... At a picnic for a Catholic school, the Mother Superior stacked a pile of apples on one end of a table with a sign saying: "Take only one apple please -- remember, God is watching." At the other end of the table, there was a large pile of delicious chocolate cookies, on which a third grade student had placed a sign saying: "Take all the cookies you want -- God is watching the apples."   Public Domain   | Nithin Publications Got this as a forward? JOIN "HaHaHaa Time" NOW Email ID: Browse Archives   nithinkamath.info http://nithinkamath.info/     Tried out Picasa for Linux...     My Fav Firefox Extensions - Part I     Some features I would like to see in XdTV Nithin Kamath | Nithins Picks Subscription Info - To join, just send a blank email with subject as "Join Jokes" to: email...@yahoo.co.uk - To unsubscribe send a blank email with "unsubscribe Jokes" as subject to: email...@yahoo.co.uk Disclaimer All information contained in this newsletter do not belong to me i.e. Nithin. These are obtained from Public Domains. Copyleft 2004-06 K Nithin Kamath Mangalore (Karnataka | India) Visit:  http://nithinkamath.info/ ----------------------------------- Sent By:      K Nithin Kamath, Mangalore      nithin...@gmail.com -----------------------------------