[HaHaHaa Time] Gods own country + What's your name?

[Nithin Kamath]

Wish you all fools, oh!!! Sorry...Wish you all folks a HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY   Gods own country ................. A man decided to write a book about temples in India. He started by visiting various important temples and started moving from North to South. He spotted a golden telephone on the wall in a temple and was intrigued with a sign which read "Rs.1000 a minute" Seeking out to the Priest, he asked about the phone. The Pujari answered that this Golden Phone was a direct line to Heaven and if he paid the price, he could talk directly to God. The man thanked the Pujari and continued on his journey. As he continued to visit temples all around the country, he found more phones, with the same sign and price. As he arrived in Kerala, upon entering a temple, he saw the usual Golden Telephone. But THIS time, the sign read, "Calls: 1.26 Rupees/ Minute." Fascinated, he asked the Priest, "Swami Ji, I have been in cities all across the country and in each temple, I found this golden telephone. In other temples the cost was Rs.1,000 a minute. Your sign reads 1.26 Rupees/Minute. How come so cheap?" The Priest smiling replied, "Son, you're in Kerala. This is God's Own Country... and it's a local call here."   What's your name?   I'll take you to the Court for??? A California man is suing the city for driving a dump truck into his car. The strange thing is that he was the city employee driving the truck. City officials denied Kurt Gooney's $3,600 claim for the accident because he was, in essence, suing himself. So he and his wife have decided to file a new claim under her name. Mrs. Gooney's claim is for $1,200 more than Kurt's. "I'm not as nice as my husband is," she said. Got this as a forward? JOIN "HaHaHaa Time" NOW Email ID: Browse Archives SUBSCRIPTION DETAILS - To join, just send a blank email with subject as "Join Jokes" to: knit...@gmail.com - To unsubscribe send a blank email with "unsubscribe Jokes" as subject to: knit...@gmail.com DISCLAIMER DETAILS The materials in this newsletter may or may not be copyrighted. So it is possible that it contains copyrighted material the use of which may not be specifically authorized by the copyright owner. The problem arises due to the copyright information being unavailable in most of the forwards received by email, which forms the bulk of the material included. Therefore this Internet newsletter is making it available without profit, to group members(readers) who have expressed a prior interest in receiving the included information in their efforts to advance the understanding of various issues. I believe that this constitutes a 'fair use' of the material if at all it is copyrighted. If any reader wishes to use material for purposes of their own that go beyond 'fair use', they might have to obtain permission from the copyright owner, if there is one. This newsletter may also contain links to sites on the Internet which are owned and operated by third parties. I am not responsible for the availability of, and/or the content located on or through, any such third-party sites. All content may or maynot be © By their Creators Nithin Publications - 3 Newsletters with over 600+ readers all over the world