[HaHaHaa Time] Waiting for a parcel + The lawnmower...

[Nithin Kamath]

HaHaHaa Time     "Smile! Coz...there's no tax on smiling!"   | ISSUE 98 | August 20th 2006 | Sunday | Please Forward it to as many friends as possible.   Waiting for a parcel... Working at the post office, I'm used to dealing with a moody public. So when one irate customer stormed my desk, I responded in my calmest voice, "What's the trouble?" "I went out this morning," she began, "and when I came home I found a card saying the mailman tried to deliver a package but no one was home. I'll have you know, my husband was in all morning! He never heard a thing!" After apologizing, I got her parcel. "Oh good!" she gushed. "We've been waiting for this for ages!" "What is it?" I asked. "My husband's new hearing aid."   Public Domain  | Nithin Publications   The Lawnmower When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, fishing, always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. "When you finish cutting the grass," I said, "you might as well sweep the sidewalk." The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp. So remember marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.   Public Domain  | Nithin Publications   Cop's testimony If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman's credibility.... Q: "Officer -- did you see my client fleeing the scene?" A: "No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away." Q: "Officer -- who provided this description?" A: "The officer who responded to the scene." Q: "A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?" A: "Yes, sir. With my life." Q: "With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?" A: "Yes sir, we do!" Q: "And do you have a locker in the room?" A: "Yes sir, I do." Q: "And do you have a lock on your locker?" A: "Yes sir." Q: "Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?" A: "You see, sir -- we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room." The courtroom erupted in laughter, and a prompt recess was called.   Public Domain   | Nithin Publications Got this as a forward? JOIN "HaHaHaa Time" NOW Email ID: Browse Archives   nithinkamath.info http://nithinkamath.info/     Beagle - Helping me search...     GKrellM - A cool set of krell monitors     CHM encoder for converting .chm files to HTML Nithin Kamath | Nithins Picks Subscription Info - To join, just send a blank email with subject as "Join Jokes" to: email...@yahoo.co.uk - To unsubscribe send a blank email with "unsubscribe Jokes" as subject to: email...@yahoo.co.uk Disclaimer All information contained in this newsletter do not belong to me i.e. Nithin. These are obtained from Public Domains. Copyleft 2004-06 K Nithin Kamath Mangalore (Karnataka | India) Visit:  http://nithinkamath.info/ ----------------------------------- Sent By:      K Nithin Kamath, Mangalore      nithin...@gmail.com -----------------------------------