[HaHaHaa Time] The new secretary + Car locked with keys inside

[Nithin Kamath]

NITHINs HaHaHaa Time     "Laughter Guaranteed!"   | ISSUE 101 | 24 Sept 2006 | Sunday | Hi Readers,      Thanks to all of you for the wishes on completion of the 100th Issue, here are a few comments:- Sheshagiri Shenoy Writes:- "Congratulation on your 100th issue of Ha Ha Times. It is really great that you put lots of efforts and time in creating a small collection of Jokes and with great patience choose the appropriate ones and circulate to all your group. Keep it up, we regularly wait for your forwards. I wish you all the best, Keep up the good work." Arundathi Acharya Writes:- "First of all congrats for reaching the 100th issue....I'm sure you'll keep going the same way....spreading smiles with each issue.... whenever i open Hahahaa....I know its "laughter guaranteed"...Keep it up!!!!!!!" Rahul Shastry Writes:- "Its really great to know that you have completed 100 issues of this magazine. Not only that the content in these magazines have been fantastic and you have been able to keep that up with all the other magazines and your college. Kudos to you. Hope you reach greater heights" Thilak Raj Rao Writes:- "Such a great publication, But why do you use Google Groups for this, Switchover to ZooKoda Dude !! Thanks for that folks....you too can send in your comments and forwards by replying to this message. Have a nice happy week ahead. Regards, Nithin Kamath, Editor    The New Secretary The boss was very exasperated with his new secretary. She ignored the telephone when it rang. "You must answer the telephone," he told her irritably. "All right," she replied, "but it seems so silly. Nine times out of ten, it's for you!"   Public Domain  | Nithin Publications    Do you understand what a team game is... Sometimes my daughter takes her son, Ajay, to soccer practice and then to some of the matches where he plays midfielder. Yesterday, after a training session, the coach took him aside and asked him, "Do you understand what co-operation is? What a team is?" Ajay nodded in the affirmative. "Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?" Ajay nodded yes. "So," the coach continued, "I'm sure you know, when an off-side is called, one shouldn't argue, curse, kick the referee, or call him a idiot. Do you understand all that?" Again, Ajay nodded. He continued, "And when I substitute with another boy, it's not good sportsmanship to call your coach names, is it?" Again, Ajay nodded. "Good," said the coach. "Now go over there and explain all that to your Mom!!"   Jesse  | Nithin Publications    Car is locked with keys inside!!! A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she's low on gas, so she stops at a gas station. While she's pumping her gas, she notices that she locked the keys in the car. So when she goes inside to pay, she asks the attendant for a hanger so that she can attempt to open the door herself. She returns outside and begins to jimmy the lock. Ten minutes later, the attendant comes out to see how the blonde is faring. Outside the car, the blonde is moving the hanger around and around while the blonde inside the car is saying, "A little more to the left, a little more to the right!"   Public Domain  | Nithin Publications    Reader Forward of the Week by 'Neville Fernandez' Plz. note this image is a copyrighted property of http://www.cartertoons.com/ License states: © 1999-2006 Jon Carter. No part of this site or its content may be used commercially without prior consent. Since this newsletter is fully non-commercial, I believe it amount to proper usage. 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