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97 | July 12th 2006 | Wednesday |
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 Football Practice.... |
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"Dad," said Babu, "I'm late for football practice. Would you please do
my homework for me?"
The teen's father said irately, "Son, it just wouldn't be right."
"That's okay," replied the boy, "At least you could try, right?"
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Public Domain | Nithin Publications
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| What women want? |
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 A man
and his wife were about to sleep one night when he noticed she had
bought a new book entitled, "What 20 Million American Women Want."
He grabbed the book out of her hands and started thumbing through the
pages.
His wife was a little annoyed. "Hey, what do you think you're doing"?
He calmly replied, "I just wanted to see if they spelled my name
right." |
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Public Domain | Nithin Publications
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| Winning a Nobel Prize... |
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A man is driving down a country road when he spots a farmer standing in
the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side
of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing there, doing
nothing, looking at nothing.
The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out to the farmer and
asks him, "Ah excuse me mister, but what are you doing"?
The farmer replies, "I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize."
"How"? asks the man, puzzled.
"Well, I heard they give the Nobel Prize to people who are out standing
in their field."
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Public Domain | Nithin Publications
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