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NITHINs HaHaHaa Time
"Laughter Guaranteed!" |
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| | ISSUE 105 | 13th May 2007 | Sunday |
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Hi
Readers,
Another fun filled issue packed to brighten
up the upcoming week. Enjoy.
Regards,
Nithin Kamath, Editor
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| God save me!
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 Last year,
I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double pane
energy efficient kind.
But this week, I got a call from the contractor complaining that his
work had been completed a whole year and I had yet to pay for them.
Boy, oh boy, did we go around!
Just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid.
So, I proceeded to tell him just what his fast-talking sales guy had
told me last year.
He said that in one year, the windows would pay for themselves.
There was silence on the other end of the line, so I just hung up, and
he hasn't called back.
Guess he was embarrassed.
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| Fried Eggs
for Breakfast |
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 A wife was
making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.
"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD!
You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We
need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?
They're going to STICK! Careful . CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER
listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you
CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you
always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"
The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think
I
don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels
like
when I'm driving."
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| Paintings
and its worth! |
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 An artist
asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings
currently on display.
"I've got good news and bad news," the owner replied. "The good news is
that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would
appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he
bought all 15 of your paintings."
"That's wonderful!" the artist exclaimed, "What's the bad news?"
With concern, the gallery owner replied, "The guy was your doctor."
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Copyleft 2004-07 K Nithin Kamath
(M|B)angalore (Karnataka | India)
Visit:  http://nithinkamath.info/
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Sent By:
 K Nithin Kamath,
(M|B)angalore
 nithin.linux AT
gmail.com
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A family
was on its way to the hospital where their 16-year-old daughter was
scheduled to undergo a tonsillectomy. During the ride, the teenager and
her parents talked about how the procedure would be performed.