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HaHaHaa
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"Giggle, Laugh & Enjoy !"
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Reader contribution of jokes/funny stuff are
welcome, please send in your contributions/comments to nithin...@gmail.com
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 Say your prayer... |
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Little Johnny and his family
were having Sunday dinner at his
Grandmother's house. Everyone was seated around the table as the
food was being served.
When little Johnny received his plate he started eating right away.
"Johnny wait until we say our prayer."
"I don't have to." The boy replied.
"Of course, you do," his mother insisted. "We say a prayer before
eating at our house."
"That's our house," Johnny explained. "But this is Grandma's house,
and she knows how to cook!
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Public Domain | Nithin Publications
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| Brake Failure... |
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A manager, a hardware engineer
and a programmer were in a car going down a
steep mountain pass.
The brakes failed and the car went, almost out of control, almost
running
off the cliff, zooming way too fast down the road.
Eventually the car coasted to a halt at the bottom of the mountain and
the
Hardware guy hopped out and started to strip the brakes.
The manager said, "Lets hold a meeting to decide what we should do
about
this."
The software guy said, "Let's push it back up the hill and see if it
does
it again..."
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Public Domain | Nithin Publications
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| A small joke... |
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A CS guy was driving along when
his car quit, so the fellow closed all the windows, and then tried to
start the car again.
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Public Domain | Nithin Publications
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