DAYS
TRIVIA
Mental Health Day
Today Is National Mental Health day!
You can do your bit by remembering
to send an email to at least one unstable person.
If you are reading this then, Well...my job's done :)
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GOD
ACTS
Sign from god
 A woman
and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday
evening. It's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but
amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in Mysterious ways!
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So....you're a
man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars!
There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God
that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the
rest of our days".
Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this
must be a sign from God!"
The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car
is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely
God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then
she hands the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle
and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and
immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."
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