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"Giggle, Laugh & Enjoy !"
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79 | December 19th 2005 | MON/THUR | |
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Reader contribution of jokes/funny stuff are
welcome, please send in your contributions/comments to nithin...@gmail.com
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 Hello! My Printers not working |
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Customer: Hello, IBM ?
Support Personnel: Yup.
Customer: Can you come and fix the printer?
It's jammed...
Support Personnel: Ok, can you confirm the
make of printer?
Customer: HP443 CTR B16
Support Personnel: And the problem?
Customer: It's the mouse, it's stopping
everything
Support Personnel: ...? Is the cursor frozen
on screen?
Customer: No, no, it's the mouse, it's
stuck...
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Manoj C G | Nithin Publications
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| Villager visits a mall.. |
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An Village boy and his father
were visiting a nearby mall for the first time. They were amazed by
almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls
that moved apart and back together again by themselves.
The lad asked, "What is this, father?"
The father (having never seen an lift) responded, "I have no idea what
it is."
While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a
wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The
walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The
walls closed and the boy and his father watched as small circles lit up
above the walls.
The walls opened up again and a beautiful twenty-four-year-old woman
stepped out.
The father looked at his son anxiously and said, "Go get your mother."
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Nina
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| Suggest a title for the story... |
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Ps. Please read this if and
only if you understand Hindi language, later on don't tell me i did not
warn you.
Once upon a time... In a village, there came a lion & started
troubling villagers. Being frustrated because of the lion, people
decide to take some action. They decide that after 6:00 'O'clock in the
evening everybody will return home and lock the doors from inside. The
trick works, lion comes and finds nothing.
Second day also it comes and sees the same thing everywhere! It Happens
for two-three nights.
Then finally one day, the frustrated lion comes and locks all the doors
from outside and goes back into the forest.
Now suggest some good title for the story!
Remember: You are asked to suggest the title of the story and not the
moral.....Try your best and then scroll down for title
Think of a title
scroll down
Scroll down
Think more...
Elementary, my friend..........the title of the story is: (See below)
"SHER-LOCK-HOMES" (Sher means Lion in Hindi)
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