[HaHaHaa Time] No Free Advice + All you can drink...

[Nithin Kamath]

HaHaHaa Time     "Giggle, Laugh & Enjoy !"   | ISSUE 92 | June 8th 2006 | MON/THUR | Reader contribution of jokes/funny stuff are welcome, please send in your contributions/comments to nithin...@gmail.com   No Free Advice... A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you’re out of the office?" "I give it to them," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill." The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try. The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills. When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer.   Public Domain  | Nithin Publications   All you can drink - 75 cents A business woman was driving home on a hot day when she spotted a little boy and his lemonade stand. Since she was thirsty, she decided to stop. Once she got up to the little boy's stand, she noticed a sign that said, "All you can drink, 75 cents." It was a really small glass, she decided to get some anyway, since it was only 75 cents for all you can drink. She gave the boy three quarters and shot down the whole glass in one swallow. Slapping the small glass back onto the table, she said, "Fill 'er up!" Without blinking, the kid replied, "Sure thing. That'll be 75 cents." Surprised, the irritated business woman sputtered, "but your sign says it's all you can drink for 75 cents." "It is," the innocent little boy replies without hesitation. "That's all you can drink for 75 cents."   Public Domain   | Nithin Publications   Programmers of today... A programmer had been missing from work for over a week when finally someone noticed and called the cops. They went round to his flat and broke the door down. They found him dead in the still running shower with an empty bottle of shampoo next to his body. Apparently he'd been washing his hair. The instructions on the bottle said: * Wet hair * Apply shampoo * Wait 2 minutes * Rinse * Repeat   Public Domain   | Nithin Publications Got this as a forward? JOIN "HaHaHaa Time" NOW Email ID: Browse Archives   nithinkamath.info http://nithinkamath.info/     Tried out Picasa for Linux...     My Fav Firefox Extensions - Part I     Some features I would like to see in XdTV Nithin Kamath | Nithins Picks Subscription Info - To join, just send a blank email with subject as "Join Jokes" to: email...@yahoo.co.uk - To unsubscribe send a blank email with "unsubscribe Jokes" as subject to: email...@yahoo.co.uk Disclaimer All information contained in this newsletter do not belong to me i.e. Nithin. These are obtained from Public Domains. Copyleft 2004-06 Nithin Kamath Visit:  http://nithinkamath.info/ ----------------------------------- Sent By:      K Nithin Kamath, Mangalore      nithin...@gmail.com -----------------------------------