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NITHINs HaHaHaa Time
"Laughter Guaranteed!" |
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| | ISSUE 107 | 27th May 2007 | Sunday |
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Hi
Readers,
Another fun filled issue packed to brighten
up the upcoming week. Please forward it to your friends and ask them to
join this free newsletter (details given at the very end). Enjoy.
Regards,
Nithin Kamath, Editor
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| No!! Not
that Four Letter Words... |
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 A young
Southern couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got
back, the bride immediately called her mother. "Well," said her mother,
"So how was the honeymoon, darling?"
"Oh, mama," she replied, "The honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..."
Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon as we returned, Ajay
started using the most horrible language - things I'd never heard
before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to take me
home... PLEASE MAMA!"
"Divya! Divya!," her mother said, "calm down! You need to stay with
your husband and work this out. Now, tell me, what could be so awful?
WHAT 4-letter words?"
"Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the daughter, "I'm so
embarrassed, they're just too awful! COME GET ME, PLEASE!!"
"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell your Mama
these horrible 4-letter words!"
Still sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, Mama... he used words like: dust,
wash, iron, cook..."
"I'll pick you up in twenty minutes," said the mother.
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I've
been married a long time and I'm just starting to scratch the surface
of what women really want. I don't know, but the answer probably lies
somewhere between chocolate and conversation.
Mel Gibson
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| Construction
Workers |
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 An Italian,
an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a Sydney construction
site.
The foreman points to a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy,
"You're in charge of sweeping."
To the Irishman he says "You're in charge of shoveling."
To the Chinese guy, "You're in charge of supplies."
He then says, "Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you
guys to make a dent in that there pile."
So the foreman goes away for a couple hours, but when he returns the
pile of sand is untouched.
He says to the Italian: "Why didn't you sweep any of it?"
The Italian replies in a heavy accent, "I no gotta broom, an' you tella
me dat de Chinese'a guy supposa bringa da supplies, but he disappear
and I no finda him."
Then the foreman turns to the Irishman and asks why he didn't shovel.
The Irishman replies in his heavy brogue, "Aye, that ye did, but I
couldn't get meself a shovel. Ye left the Chinese fella in charge of
supplies, but I couldn't fin' him."
The foreman is really angry now, and storms off looking for the Chinese
guy.
He can't find him anywhere and is getting angrier by the minute.
Just then, the Chinese guy springs out from behind the pile of sand and
yells... "Supplies!!"
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| Kids: Visit
to Hospital! |
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 While
leading a tour of Kindergarten students through our hospital, I
overheard a conversation between one little girl and an X-ray
technician.
"Have you ever broken a bone"? he asked.
"Yes," the girl replied.
"Did it hurt"?
"No."
"Really? Which bone did you break"?
"My sister's arm."
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| Classic:
Accountants Job!! |
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 Fresh out
of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an accountant.
Now he was being interviewed by a very nervous man who ran a small
business that he had started himself.
"I need someone with an accounting degree," the man said. "But mainly,
I'm looking for someone to do my worrying for me."
"Excuse me?" the accountant said.
"I worry about a lot of things," the man said. "But I don't want to
have to worry about money. Your job will be to take all the money
worries off my back."
"I see," the accountant said. "And how much does the job pay?"
"I'll start you at eighty thousand."
"Eighty thousand dollars!" the accountant exclaimed. "How can such a
small business afford a sum like that?"
"That," the owner said, "is your first worry."
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Copyleft 2004-07 K Nithin Kamath
(M|B)angalore (Karnataka | India)
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Sent By:
 K Nithin Kamath,
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 nithin.linux AT
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