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"Giggle, Laugh & Enjoy !"
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Reader contribution of jokes/funny stuff are
welcome, please send in your contributions/comments to nithin...@gmail.com
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 Boss! What! |
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A young executive was leaving
the office at 6 p.m. when he found the CEO standing in front of a
shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.
"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important
document, and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?"
"Certainly," said the young executive.
He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start
button.
"Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside
the machine,"I just need one copy."
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| Vacuum Cleaner Salesman |
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A new vacuum cleaner salesman
knocked on the door on the first house of the street.
A tall lady answered the door.
Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the
living room and
opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cow droppings onto
the carpet.
"Madam, if I could not clean this up with the use of this new powerful
vacuum cleaner,
I will EAT all this s...!", exclaimed the eager salesman.
Do you need chilli sauce or ketchup with that" asked the lady.
The bewildered salesman asked, "Why, madam?"
"We just moved in, & there's no electricity in the house!"
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| Computers for Reminders... |
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Because I had forgotten the
dates for a number of my friends'
and relatives' birthdays and anniversaries, I decided to com-
pile a list on the computer and have the dates highlighted on
screen when the machine was turned on.
I went to a number of computer stores to find a software pro-
gram that would do the job but had no luck at the first few. I
finally found one where the clerk seemed experienced.
"Can you recommend something that will remind me of birth-
days and anniversaries?" I asked.
"Have you tried a wife?" he replied.
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