[HaHaHaa Time] A True Indian + Smart Little Girl.....

[Nithin Kamath]

ISSUE #81 31st December 2005

"They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak."

2005 - A YEAR OF PJ's HaHaaaaHaaaa... What is Common between: Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..? Sardar ji Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays. ------------------------------ Teacher to a Sardar: A=B, B=C, So A=C, Give me an example. Sardar : I Love You, You Love Your Daughter,! So I Love Your Daughter. ------------------------------ Sardar bought a new mobile. He called everyone from his Phone Book & said "My Mobile No. has changed Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610" ------------------------------ Sardar falls in Love with Nurse. He writes a Loveletter to her, " I LOVE U SISTER." NEW YEAR HANGOVERS A True Indian... On a New Year's eve in Saudi Arabia, an Indian, a American and a Malaysian are celebrating by sharing a bottle of smuggled champagne in their hotel room. All of a sudden, Saudi police enter the room and arrest them. They are immediately sentenced to death. They contest the sentence and are finally imprisoned for life. But, as it was a New Year's eve, the Sheikh decided they should be released after receiving 20 lashes of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheikh suddenly says: "It's my eleventh wife's birthday today, and she asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping". The Malaysian thinks for a while and says: "Please tie a pillow to my back." This was done. But the pillow only lasts 10 lashes and gets torn to shreds. The whip goes through and thrashes his back until it starts bleeding. The American, watching the scene, says: "Please fix two pillows to my back". But even two pillows could only take 10 lashes before they are shred to rags. The whip goes through and thrashes his back until it starts bleeding. The Sheikh then turns to the Indian and says: "I had a part of my education in India. Hence, I have a soft corner for Indians. You can have two wishes!". "Thank you, your Royal and Merciful Highness" The Indian says, "As my first wish, I would like to have 40 lashes of the whip." The Sheikh is puzzled, but says, "If you so desire. And what is your second wish?" "Tie the other two (American & Malaysian) to my back and then whip me", says the Indian. SCHOOL & CLASSES Smart Little Girl ! One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom. The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children. The teacher asked a little boy: TEACHER: Tommy do you see the tree outside? TOMMY: Yes. TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside? TOMMY: Yes. TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky. TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky. TEACHER: Did you see God? TOMMY: No. TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see God because he isn't there. He doesn't exist. A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions. The teacher agreed and the little girl asked the boy: LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the tree outside? TOMMY: Yes. LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass outside? TOMMY: Yessssss (getting tired of the same questions by this time). LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky? TOMMY: Yessssss LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the teacher? TOMMY: Yes LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain? TOMMY: No LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we were taught today in school, she must not have one!

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