[HaHaHaa Time] Do it again + The frightening night....

[Nithin Kamath]

NITHINs HaHaHaa Time //free newsletter     "Smile!! Coz...There's no tax on smiling!"   | ISSUE 99 | Sept 8th 2006 | Friday |    "Do it again, Dad!" My husband and I had just finished tucking our four young ones into bed one evening when we heard sobbing coming from three-year-old Raju's room. Rushing to his side, we found him crying hysterically. He had accidentally swallowed a 25 paise coin and was sure he was going to die. No amount of talking could change his mind. Desperate to calm him, my husband palmed a 25 paise coin that he happened to have in his pocket and pretended to pull it from Raju's ear. Raju was delighted. In a flash, he snatched it from my husband's hand, swallowed it and demanded cheerfully, "Do it again, Dad!"   Public Domain  | Nithin Publications    "The Frightening Night...." One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?" The mother smiled. "I can't dear," she said. 'I have to sleep in Daddy's room." The little boy replied with a shaking voice, "The big sissy."   Public Domain  | Nithin Publications    First song i sang for my child... I grew up in a non-musical family; only one of our five siblings can even carry a tune. So, I've restricted my singing to private places like the bathtub or the car. But one night, I softly sang a lullaby to my nine-month-old baby. After the first verse, he sweetly looked into my eyes, removed the pacifier from his mouth and placed it in mine.   Public Domain  | Nithin Publications    The new member in the family.. For weeks a five-year-old child kept telling his kindergarten teacher about the baby sister or brother that was expected at his house. One day the mother allowed the child to feel the movements of the unborn baby. The five-year-old was obviously impressed, but made no comment. Moreover, he stopped telling the teacher about the awaiting event. Finally the teacher sat the child on her lap and said, "Ramesh, whatever has become of that baby brother or sister you were expecting at home? Ramesh burst into tears and confessed, "I think Mommy ate it!"   Public Domain  | Nithin Publications   My Blog Posts http://nithinkamath.info/ Ganesh Chaturthi Festival Orkut:Chain msgs reborn Changing face of m'lore Free eBooks from Apress! WEEKLY MSG Think of something that is very special in you. Today take the thought of using this speciality of yours for someone's benefit. Not only will others benefit with this, you will find yourself improving too. I RECOMMEND CONTACT ME Got this as a forward? JOIN "HaHaHaa Time" NOW Email ID: Browse Archives   nithinkamath.info http://nithinkamath.info/     Ganesh Chaturthi Festival...     Orkut: Chain messages reborn??     The changing face of mangalore     Free e-Books from Apress! Nithin Kamath | Nithins Picks Subscription Info - To join, just send a blank email with subject as "Join Jokes" to: email...@yahoo.co.uk - To unsubscribe send a blank email with "unsubscribe Jokes" as subject to: email...@yahoo.co.uk Disclaimer All information contained in this newsletter do not belong to me i.e. Nithin. These are obtained from Public Domains. Copyleft 2004-06 K Nithin Kamath Mangalore (Karnataka | India) Visit:  http://nithinkamath.info/ ----------------------------------- Sent By:      K Nithin Kamath, Mangalore      nithin...@gmail.com -----------------------------------