Lyle Alzado was a defensive lineman in the seventies and eighties. He
also appeared in several terrible films. One of those films, a mediocre
thriller called Destroyer, was at the centre of my adolescent fantasies.
Not too surprising, considering that in it, Lyle (at his biggest) is
shirtless, sweaty, and wreaking havoc.
I've collected scenes
from seven Lyle Alzado movies, plus one tv show and one workout tape*.
Wanna see Lyle beat the shit out of Jim Varney in Ernest Goes To Camp?
Or see him gagged and bound to Lou Ferrigno? Doing arm curls with a bar
loaded with a few hundred pounds? Smoking a cigar? In a police uniform?
In a hot tub? Throwing people around? Then this collection is for
you.
About forty minutes of high-quality footage, including
several slow-motion replays. The attached captures are all taken from these videos. You can see a short sample video here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qnjubUzsSU.
You can get the Lyle Alzado collection for $5USD. Send the money to my Paypal account (
claude....@gmail.com) and I'll send you a link to download the videos.
(As another option, I can burn and send you a dvd of the videos for $10USD, including shipping.)
Feel free to e-mail me if you have any questions!
reviews from satisfied customers:
"I enjoyed them very much. Especially Gus
Rethwisch in House II and Lyle Alzado in Destroyer. Gotta love the
huge guys showing off their mass and strength!"
-drkknght77
"I
love the clips. These are all good clips of Jeep Swenson. Nice and
clear. They will have a special spot in my collection." -Grizzly Boots
Morphs
*Club Fed, Destroyer, Ernest Goes to Camp, Hangfire, Neon City, Oceans of Fire, Zapped Again, Riptide, No Sweat