Dear subjects of Her Royal Majesty,
I hope this email finds you safe and healthy. I know we haven't seen each other in a while so I just wanted to reach out and say that I miss all of you and the fun times we used to have on a weekly basis bringing honor to Her Majesty's favorite sport. I am excited to get back out on the fields of glory with you when gatherings in Her Majesty's realm have resumed, but until then, keep safe and don't let physical isolation get the better of you. And when we resume our weekly festivities, I'll be excited to introduce you all to one of Her Majesty's newest subjects: Robert Louis Aggleton, born on the 5th day of the second month of the 2020th year.