GUERRILLA GAY BAR COMMUNIQUE No. 50
Greetings, Guerrillas!
Start trying to get that mothball smell out of your tackiest holiday sweater, cos for the guerrilla gays, December means only one thing: sneaking up on an unsuspecting straight bar in our gayest apparel.
SAVE THE DATE
It's going down this Friday, December 12 at 9 PM. Here's your hint as to the target location: Gordon Brown's knockers.
If that's not enough to tip you off, you'll have to wait for our email this Thursday, when we'll fill you in on all the details about our target.
MAKING A LIST, CHECKING IT TWICE
HITCH UP THE REINDEER, ORGANIZE THE ELVES
Don't be a grinch! Takeovers are even more fun when you bring your friends. (Also, it's cheaper than buying them a gift.)
So, load 'em into the sleigh (but first, tell them to sign themselves up for our email list at
http://www.guerrillagaybar.com/ where they will be the first to hear about all of our future takeovers.)
'til Thursday.
Viva la revolution!
GUERRILLA GAY BAR HQ - SPECIAL OPS
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