GUERRILLA GAY BAR COMMUNIQUE No. 37 Yo-ho-ho scallywags,
Batten down your hatches and shiver your timbers, because this
Friday, Aug 10, at 9:30 PM, Guerrilla Gay Bar is going to commandeer
L.A.'s only pirate bar! This month's target is -- perhaps -- our most appropriate ever:
R Bar (...get it? Arrrr!)
3331 W. 8th Street
Los Angeles, CA 90005
Google Map:
http://tinyurl.com/yqezlm
Nestled in Koreatown is an unmarked building. Knock on the nondescript door, a small portal will open, and a man will ask you for the password. Those in the know will be admitted to the bar, dark and shadowy, "like the bowels of a pirate ship" with lots of hidden alcoves and a totally seaworthy jukebox.
PSSST
The password for the night is CROSSBONES. Don't forget it, they won't let you in without it! There is valet parking, and parking is tough, otherwise - so, pile all the whoresome varmints and scurvy dogs you can find into your car and make 'em pay for valet (else walk the plank). Also, while R Bar is one of the coolest bars we've invaded so far, they just don't build these pirate ships big, mateys - so, come on time, or expect to wait in line.
EYE PATCHES AND PEGLEGS
We encourage you to dress in your best pirate finery.
ARRRRRR-SVP
SEAFARER'S CURSE
Worse things won't happen at sea if you follow our motto: take care of your bartender, and the rest will take care of itself.
Avast! See ye on Friday, mateys!
GUERRILLA GAY BAR HQ - SPECIAL OPS
END GUERRILLA GAY BAR COMMUNIQUE No. 37