A Particularly Large Dog

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Cranky Dude

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Jun 12, 2006, 8:19:24 AM6/12/06
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Imagine a big huge dog - I'm not talking metaphorically. I mean a
real, genuine non-human dog, so big it could cover a good portion of
the face of the earth, say, 1/8 of it. Or maybe more like 1/16, or
1/32... You get the point. It's big enough to cover Europe and more.

Now, imagine the big, incredibly huge tail springing out from that
dog. I'm talking huge - big enough to cover the Nile River, and
wagging so much it could bring the whole state of Texas to a panic.
Such a tail would have hairs several times the size of the CNN tower,
with such big, blunt tops that you could hike on them, like a plateau,
if they hadn't been moving around so much from all that wagging.

Now image that the dog is standing upright. So...

What's underneath that ginormously biggishly hugely unbelievably - er,
you get the point - tail?


My answer would be George Bush - he really stinks. What/who do you
think is under that tail?

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Eric Cranston

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Jun 13, 2006, 12:30:21 AM6/13/06
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that was dumb.  try again.

Jay16K

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Jun 13, 2006, 4:16:20 AM6/13/06
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what have you been smoking?

The Prince of Darkness

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Jun 13, 2006, 4:32:34 AM6/13/06
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Grass of the "Bush" variety ;)

nevadagirl13942

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Jun 13, 2006, 3:25:10 PM6/13/06
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wtf?

Cranky Dude

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Jun 13, 2006, 8:38:11 AM6/13/06
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No, but seriously, who stinks in your opinion?

T. M. Tracy

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Jun 14, 2006, 11:32:36 AM6/14/06
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... ... ... *sits in shock that someone -really- said this*


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Eric Cranston

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Jun 14, 2006, 2:16:06 PM6/14/06
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dude....bush is a figure head...he doesn't do much other then entertain the nation....you wannna see someone who stinks...that'd be me...look at me...I haven't showered in weeks...I smell like poo

I stink!  OK!

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Cranky Dude

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Jun 14, 2006, 6:53:06 AM6/14/06
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Ok, let me clarify.

My post was never intended to be for political statements. The reason
I chose George Bush was because more people are likely to know him; I
could have chosen my Uncle Terry, but know one would have any way of
knowing any possible reasons for that. If I offended you, I apologize.

So, my question is: what person/place/thing of any variety, famous or
living in a cave, do you think really stinks? It's ok, you can pick
me. But it has to be a different person/place/thing each post.

Another possibility that's high on the ranking in my opinion is Las
Vegas; most people I've met have their own wastebaskets, so why can't
they put their money in those instead of the casinos?

On 6/13/06, nevadagirl13942 <nevadag...@gmail.com> wrote:
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> wtf?

Eric Cranston

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Jun 14, 2006, 2:43:46 PM6/14/06
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ok dude....first off the using the Bush worked


What didn't work was the lame illustration of a large dog


in reality thing thing the stinks the most is like..rotten eggs....so heh if you are bored make this

A Flash Animation of Where Bush Came from by Cranky Dude

Long Ago there was a man named Paul Bunyan and his Blue Ox, they wandered America....this one time the blue OX got constitpated and then took the biggest shit ever taken over (Bush's home town)...this is where bush came from....


or something like that
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Cranky Dude

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Jun 14, 2006, 9:34:55 PM6/14/06
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On 6/14/06, Eric Cranston <cra...@gmail.com> wrote:
> ok dude....first off the using the Bush worked
>
>
> What didn't work was the lame illustration of a large dog
>
>
> in reality thing thing the stinks the most is like..rotten eggs....so heh if
> you are bored make this
>
> A Flash Animation of Where Bush Came from by Cranky Dude
>
> Long Ago there was a man named Paul Bunyan and his Blue Ox, they wandered
> America....this one time the blue OX got constitpated and then took the
> biggest shit ever taken over (Bush's home town)...this is where bush came
> from....
>
>
> or something like that

That suggests that my intent was to illustrate where Bush came from or
something crazy like that. The answer to that one is obvious: he came
from Barbara's stomach.

Let's try a different combination of words, since you obviously didn't
get my first clarification.

Bush was merely an example of what might be under the tail, not meant
to represent the entirety of what could be there. I gave 3 other
examples as well. Now, what's your example?

BiZaRrE

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Jun 16, 2006, 2:18:35 PM6/16/06
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i agree with nevadagirl

wtf?!?!

a million or so ppl a year disagree with you!! :))

Cranky Dude

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Jun 16, 2006, 9:11:41 PM6/16/06
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On 6/16/06, BiZaRrE <david...@gmail.com> wrote:
> a million or so ppl a year disagree with you!! :))

You've STILL missed the point! Or maybe it's your turn to clarify,
because it sounds like you're talking about the political aspect of my
post, which wasn't the intent behind my post in the first place.

nevadagirl13942

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Jun 16, 2006, 11:16:27 PM6/16/06
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Look, you're idea is good I suppose. And, there's a lot of people who
stink, but you put it in a very odd way and it kinda left me (and I'd
imagine the rest the group as well) scratching my head. And, well
mostly it just seemed a stupid way of asking us to name people whom we
think stink. I, going along with the point of this, think that rap
singers stink, well because they have very lude lyrics, often with very
little depth.

tmzai...@gmail.com

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Jun 20, 2006, 12:06:36 PM6/20/06
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You should have just posted "Who do you think sucks? In politics, news,
entertainment etc."
that would have been a lot clearer

Eric Cranston

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Jun 20, 2006, 1:09:05 PM6/20/06
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but then we couldn't have mocked his bad joke.

plus I'm not a political, I don't watch the news, and I avoid most mainstream entertainment

nevadagirl13942

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Jun 20, 2006, 5:39:29 PM6/20/06
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While you may be living in a cave, most of the world isn't. And, it
really would have been easier as a plain-stated question. But, rather
than continuing to bitch about his bad way of putting it, you could
just answer him.

Eric Cranston

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Jun 21, 2006, 3:10:06 AM6/21/06
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so much hate towards the cave dwellers...shesh

The Prince of Darkness

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Jun 21, 2006, 3:44:53 AM6/21/06
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I agree with NG. I guess the poor guy got the message a long time back.
If you really want to share your thoughts why dont you do it on the
topic instead .

Cranky Dude

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Jun 20, 2006, 7:40:11 PM6/20/06
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Talk about stifling one's creative talents...

Cranky Dude

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Jun 21, 2006, 8:01:01 AM6/21/06
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On 6/21/06, The Prince of Darkness <thedarkp...@gmail.com> wrote:
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> I agree with NG. I guess the poor guy got the message a long time back.
> If you really want to share your thoughts why dont you do it on the
> topic instead .
>

Now, most people I understand, even if I disagree with them. But this
post I can't even comprehend. I am doing it on, err... my own topic.

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