GORILLA DANCE BAND, SATURDAY, AT UGLY'S

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TEXAS PSYCHADELIC FUNKTM

GORILLA DANCE BANDTM WWW.GORILLADANCEBAND.COM

SATURDAY, JUNE 9 9:00 P.M. $5.00 cover

Ugly's Sports Bar, 24714 N. IH 45, The Woodlands, TX, 77386

The GDB plays Ugly's grand RE-OPEN. Enjoy Ugly's bigger outdoor patio, bigger bar, bigger burgers, cocktails, beer and wine, better parking lot and yes the pole is there. Due to the narcoleptic nature of our cliental GDB loads the set list with our favorite stuff up front, saving ZZ Top and Mustang Sally, for those, more inspired to dance, late night. Good acoustics, and big doors, open to the outside, it's a pretty swell party. See you Saturday.

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GDB is surprised with the positive response to "The Search For The Perfect Portable Pole". GDB bean counter restraint's dictate that the pole won't be gold plated. Several faux gold plated poles have been experimented with, but apparently the lead content of the "faux gold" resulted in undesirable chafing.

In spite of selling our dancers Authentic Gorilla Pole Powder to apply, it has seemed to get worse. We (really they) are hoping that with an application of Totally Organic Gorilla Pole Balm "when powder alone isn't enough," a heat lamp and duct tape, Smoken Joe the GDB logo will be exposed. We can charge more for that.

We are also looking for huge sticks of incense and or smudge sticks. Stand alone aromas that burn at least four hours. And we want a gig on a piece of property where we can fully utilize our outdoor stage and lighting. REMEMBER GDB IS AVAIALBLE FOR ANYTHING. Be sure to steal one of our urinal promo posters from Ugly's as a keepsake.

the Gorilla Dance Band is:

G.AJ, lead guitar, lead and back up vocals, drums when permitted.

G. Mike, saxophone, flute, clarinet, percussion, lead and back up vocals

G. Rusty, keyboards, lead and back up vocals.

G, Craig, bass, good judgement, and sometimes as bass players do, sways to the music.

G. David, drums, lead and back up vocals, psychedelic lighting.

G. Mark, percussion and SenilitizerTM

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