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[Fwolf]

没用过unix命令行的可能不太好理解。。。

当然这里的高手们看起来就很一贼了


      The War on Terror

      As viewed from the Bourne shell.

      $ cd /middle_east
      $ ls
      Afghanistan   Iraq          Libya         Saudi_Arabia  UAE
      Algeria       Israel        Morrocco      Sudan         Yemen
      Bahrain       Jordan        Oman          Syria
      Egypt         Kuwait        Palestine     Tunisia
      Iran          Lebanon       Qatar         Turkey

      $ cd Afghanistan
      $ ls
      bin  Taliban
      $ rm Taliban
      rm: Taliban is a directory
      $ cd Taliban
      $ ls
      soldiers
      $ rm soldiers
      $ cd ..
      $ rmdir Taliban
      rmdir: directory "Taliban": Directory not empty
      $ cd Taliban
      $ ls -a
      .            ..           .insurgents
      $ chown -R USA .*
      chown: .insurgents: Not owner
      $ cd ..
      $ su
      Password: *******
      # mv Taliban /tmp
      # exit
      $ ls
      bin
      $ cd bin
      $ ls
      laden
      $ cd ..
      $ rm -r bin/laden
      bin/laden: No such file or directory
      $ find / -name laden
      $
      $ su
      Password: *******
      # mv bin /tmp
      # exit
      $ pwd
      /middle_east/Afghanistan
      $ cd /opt/UN
      $ ln -s /Bad_Guys/Al_Qaeda /middle_east/Iraq/.
      ln: cannot create /middle_east/Iraq/Al_Qaeda: Permission denied
      $ su
      Password:*******
      # ln -s /Bad_Guys/Al_Qaeda /middle_east/Iraq/.
      # cd /middle_east/Iraq/Al_Qaeda
      Al_Qaeda: does not exist
      # rm /middle_east/Iraq/Al_Qaeda
      # mkfile 100g /middle_east/Iraq/Al_Qaeda
      mkfile: No space left on device
      # rm /middle_east/Iraq/Al_Qaeda
      # cd /opt/Coalition/Willing
      # mkfile 1b /middle_east/Iraq/Al_Qaeda
      # chown -R USA:Proof /middle_east/Iraq/Al_Qaeda
      #exit
      $ cd /middle_east/Iraq
      $ ls
      saddam
      $ ls
      saddam
      $ ls
      saddam
      $ ls -a
      .            ..           saddam
      $ find / -name [Ww][Mm][Dd]
      /Korea/North/wMd
      $ wall Propaganda.txt
      Broadcast Message from USA (pts/1) on USS_Abraham_Lincoln Th May 1st
      Mission Accomplished!
      $ rm saddam
      saddam: No such file or directory
      $ find / -name saddam
      /var/opt/dictators/spiderhole/saddam
      $ wall NewsWorthy.txt
      Broadcast Message from USA (pts/1) on Time.Magazine Sat Dec 13
      We Got Him!
      $ mv /var/opt/dictators/spiderhole/saddam /opt/jail
      $ cd /opt/USA
      $ cp -Rp Democracy /middle_east/Iraq
      $ cd /middle_east/Iraq/Democracy
      $ ./install
      Install Error: Install failed.  See install_log for details.
      $ more install_log
      Installed failed!
      Prerequisite packages missing
      Conflicting package Wahhabism found in /midde_east/Saudi_Arabia
      Packages Church and State must be installed separately
      File System /PeakOil nearing capacity
      Please read the install guide to properly plan your installation.
      $

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