Top 10 Signs The Economy Is So Bad

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Rising Tide Campaign

Bill Scheurer for Congress

 

 

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Top 10 Signs The Economy Is So Bad

The economy is so bad, that:

10. I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

9.   I ordered a burger and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"

8.   CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
7.   If the bank returns your check for "Insufficient Funds" you have to call and ask if they mean you or them.
6.   Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
5.   Parents in Beverly Hills and Malibu are firing their nannies and learning their children's names. 
4.   A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
3.   Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting. 
2.   Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore. 
1.   BP had to lay off 25 Congressmen!

 

Bill Scheurer for Congress:  http://www.RisingTideCampaign.com

jokes courtesy of http://www.badeconomyjobs.com/bad-economy-jokes/