Top 10 Reasons Why Joe Walsh Is Living In A Horse Trailer
10. It’s the only way he could afford to live in the district.
9. Someone told him it came with free ice cream.
8. He couldn’t afford a car.
7. It’s big enough to hold all his supporters.
6. Cars are unconstitutional. The founding fathers didn’t drive cars!
5. He gets all his best ideas from a talking horse.
4. To demonstrate the GOP housing plan. It even has windows!
3. Someone promised him a free pony ride.
2. The bank foreclosed on his campaign office.
1. That darn bookmobile was all filled up with books!
Just having some fun here at my fellow-candidate's expense. Joe and I actually are on friendly terms. We both are favorite targets of the local paper that favors the incumbent.