Never Choke in a restaurant in the South

[James Morey]

Hi Everyone,  Here's another one for you to enjoy.  James from Iowa  53° @ 3:40 am

Never Choke in a restaurant in the South

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat,

they talk about their moonshine operation.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins

to cough. And, after a minute or so, it becomes
 apparent that she is

in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Kin

ya swallar?'

The woman shakes her head no.

Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'

The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down

her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his

tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the

obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again,

the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.

His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick

Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!

[fireflywatcher_ford]

Thanks James. That's a good one!

Phil