Back to school Issue is here

[Bill]

Yes folks, Ficus got the latest issue out a few weeks ago I got it
digitized over the weekend. As you know, I try to avoid reading the
FMN, but this month, due to the fact that all the pages where rotated
in different directions (I believe there is Marijuana use at Kinkos), I
had to spend some time with the PDF. It turns out that once I started
reading the pages all right side up, the newsletter really came
together. Nice Job Ficus.

[ficus]

No, but there may be the Evil Weed before someone gets to Kinkos....

Thanks Bill!

BTW, not for me to tell you your techie business... but does your
scanner do any resolution higher than Lego blocks? Take a minute and
RTFM!!!

[Bill]

I don't have a scanner, hence the trip to Kinkos. I have asked about
the quality since you bitch about it constantly. They say that if the
mother fucker who puts this together would just put it in electronic
form, then the quality would be fine. I of course defend you and say
you're simply a bastard.

[ficus]

Bill, man, mix in a 55 gallon drum of Zoloft or something.

I'm a Welbutrin man myself, but it's a mild antidepressant... doesn't
sound as if it's going to scratch the surface of your overwhelming
angst.

I could email it to you scanned... I have a pretty high rez one at work
for sending out prints, etc... but that would mean more work on my
part, and also furthering your goal of World Domination At Any Cost.

I am, of course, against domination unless hot chicks in leather are
involved.

[Bill]

Are you kidding me? This is me after a heavy dose of Benzos. Do you
know what the resolution of your scanner at work is (brand might help
to)? I keep getting jacked around at Kinkos. I believe last month was
fine (right?), but this month things didn't turn out so well. I've
explained that I want the highest resolution possible, but I get
different answers (and different results) depending on the quality of
herb being smoked. Well, we're only 3 issues into the new site, so
we'll get this worked out.

[ficus]

Mentos? I think your breath might be fine, but be careful with the
Pepsi.

We're running a Canon, which faxes, emails, etc. There should be a sub
menu on resolution, etc even on the Xerox... I'll try to remember the
next time I'm slumming in the office (I only use it to print out the
Word file of the column... I feel guilty taking up 400 copies, although
no one else seems to).

Bill, you really ought to be more up on this stuff than I am... I am a
pure user, unless you're talking 6502 8 bit assembly code, in which
case I might be able to help after a brief refresher.

I do still know all my NAND and XOR gates, though.