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A good friend is like a Donkey Posted: 13 Sep 2010 07:14 PM PDT A good friend is like a Donkey because a good freind carrys the load of difficulties and pain in our friendship. Random Posts
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Kaise sukoon paau tujhe dekhne k baad.. Random Posts
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The smallest word is I, Random Posts
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Posted: 13 Sep 2010 07:06 PM PDT
1. Lives are for living I live for you 2. You are like the sunshine so warm, you are like sugar, so sweet… you are like you… and that’s the reason why I love you! 3. You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always… 4. If I had a penny for everytime I thought of you, I’d still miss you, but at least I would be rich enough to come and see you..!! 5. If I die and go to heaven, I’ll put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see, how much you mean to me. 6. I miss you so, here around me, so many people, but yet so alone. I miss your lips, your lovely smile, I miss you each day more and more! 7. Love is hard and will always be, but remember somebody loves you and that one is ME ! 8. I wanted to send you all my love but the postman said it was too big ! 9. If you live to be a hundred , I want to be a hundred minus one day , so I don’t have to live a day without you. 10. There are a lot of birds wispering only about you, you should once listen to them, then you would know how much I love you. 11. When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don’t wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, ’cause I did it and I found you! 12. I hope that you finally understand, that I will love you untill the end, because your not just my girl, you are also my best friend! 13. Kiss me and you will see stars ….Love me and I will give them to you. 14. My love, words however special … could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart! 15. The day that I’ll die, when death replaces birth, I’ll recognize angels’ faces, ‘cus I live with one on earth. 16. Loving you could take my life, but when I look into your eyes, I know you’re worth that sacrafice! 17. If you were a tear I would never dare to cry. I might lose you! 18. If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life. 19. If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, Then do not worry ’cause I told Santa I wanted you for christmas! 20. If you are mad at me, you might just as well give me all my kisses back! 21. One day you will ask me: What is more important to you, me or your life? I will say: my life… You will walk away from me without knowing that YOU ARE MY LIFE! 22. I have seen angels in the sky, I have seen snowfall in july, I have seen things u only imAgine to see, But I haven’t seen anything sweeter than you. 23.True love is hard to find. Special 1-1 of a kind. But the love inside of me is true. It appeared the day I met you! 24. I believe that God above created you for me to love. He picked you out from all the rest cause He knew i’d love you the best! 25. If I died or went somewhere far, I’d write your name on every star so everyone could look up and see you mean the world to me. 26.I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you. 27. Who cares whether this is a poem or rhyme, I will love you until the end of time. 28. Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each one with a reason why I love you I was doing great, but then I ran out of stars. 29. If you live for 100 more days, then I want to live for 100 more days minus one so that I’d never have to live without you. 30. They say you only fall in love once, it can’t be true. Everytime I look at you, I fall in love all over again. 31. I get the best feeling in the world when you say hi or even smile at me because I know, even if its just for a second, that I’ve crossed your mind. 32.Loved you yesterday, love you still, always have, always will. 33. If there ever comes a day when we can’t be together, just know that you are in my heart. You’ll be in there forever! 34.Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again? 35.You can fall from the sky, you can fall from a tree, but the best way to fall is in love with me. 36. If I had a rose for everytime I thought about you Id be walking in a garden forever. 37.I wrote your name in the sand but the waves washed it away. I wrote your name on my hand but I washed it the next day. I wrote your name on a paper but I accidentally threw it away. I wrote your name in my heart and forever it will stay. 38.If I can only be with you in my dreams then I’ll sleep for ever. 39.Sometimes the best things in life are worth waiting for. So wait for me, I’ll be right back. 40. Why is it that I have to climb 1000 mountains to get to you and all you have to do is smile to get to me? 41. If I got a penny every time I thought of you I’d be a millionaire by tomorrow. 42. If you stood in front of a mirror and held up a dozen roses you would see the 13 most beautiful things in the world. 43.A day without you is like a day without light because you light up my life. 44. Is it true? Can it be? Are you the only one for me? 45. Tonight I ask the stars above. How I’ll ever win your love. What do I do.What do I say. To turn your angel eyes my way? 46.The shortest word for me is “I” 47. The way you look into my eyes, It scares me 48. Good days come often, Bad days do too, But the best days only come when I’m with you. 49. You tripped me, so I fell for you. 50. I will love you until my heart stops beating. 51. If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing? 52. I wish I was your blanket, I wish I was your bed, I wish I was your pillow underneath your head, I want to be around you, I want to hold you tight, and be the lucky person who kisses you goodnight. 53.Each time I miss you a star falls from the sky, So if you look up at the night sky and find it dark with no stars, its all your fault, you made me miss you too much. 54. Words alone will never be able to express the depth of my love for you. 55. Let these words not only touch your eyes, let them travel through your soul, and let them rest in your heart as you rest in mine…I love you. 56.Falling in love with you was the easiest thing I’ve done in my life. 57. Hand in hand and heart to heart my love for you shall never part. 58. Loving you makes my heart explode with happiness. 59. Rains fall, winds blow, the sun shines… it all comes naturally, just like loving you. 60. Bfseing with you is like having every single one of my wishes come true. 61. Loving you has been the best thing to ever happen to me! 62.Just had to let you know… you’re the best! I love you! 63. You are the sun in my day, the wind in my sky, the waves in my ocean, and the beat in my heart. 64.I wish I was there to hold you tight instead of just send this loving, “Good Night.” 65.Thank you for being the one who calms all my inner fears. 66. Just when I thought it couldn’t get better, you prove me wrong! I love you! 67.I LOVE YOU 2-DAY 68.How lucky I am to have known someone who was so hard to say goodbye to. 69.I’m not the same since i met u, the days turned longer the nights turned colder and u will always have a special place in my heart just for you. I LOVE YOU 70. Without your LOVE, dayz are “Saddy, Moanday,Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Frightday, Shatterday”. 71. Words however special… could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart. xXx 72. I feel something in my heart, it’s like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I LOVE YOU!…. 73.It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn’t really rain, the sky was crying because it lost its most beautifull angel…! 74. Sometimes words are hard to find, to form that perfect line to let you know you’re always on my mind! 75. If i could give u 1 thing in life, i would give u the ability 2 c yourself through my eyes, only then would u realise how special u r 2 me! 76.Listed below are the things that I dont like about you: 77. A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T V W X Y Z 78. U have been called b4 cupids court 4 stealin my heart, tresspassin in my dreams and robin me of my senses, uv been sentenced 2 a lifetime with me, how do u plead? 79. Last night I sent an angel 2 watch over u while u were sleeping but it came back early! So I asked it why? It said that angels don’t watch over other angels! 80. By following my heart I came to you, I only forgot to take something back with me. For my thoughts are still with you. 81. Roses of red grow in my heart and they will never wither… ‘Cause they bloom every time I see your smile, hear your voice or just think of you! 82. You know what, in the whole world there is no such darling whom I love and I want the whole world to know that I will never forget you! 83.You are always in my heart, here and everywhere, There is no one in the whole world that makes me feel this way. 84. They learned me that one hours equals 60 minutes and that one minute equals 60 seconds, but they never told me that one second without you can last for ever! 85. I do not think much, i do not think often, but when I think, I think of you! 86.Tears in my eyes ……… Tears for you …… Tears that realise how much I love you. 87. If a raindrop would mean … I love you and you would ask me how much I love you, i bet you that it would …. rain all day ! 88. I love you even more than when I started this sentence. 89. I’ll love you till the end! And then some more. 90. A day without your love is a day without life. 91. U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart. U may be out of my reach, but not out of my mind. I may mean 92. nothing to u, but u’ll always be special to me. 93. Someday you’ll 4get abt me, …my name, …my voice, who I am & who I am 2 you… But even if you 4get abt me, I just wan u to know… I’ll never 4get you… 94. So many questions, but the answers are so few, all i really know, is, I MISS YOU ! 95. I may seldom tell u how special u are, i may not be able to reach u coz we’re both busy, but inspite of all, u know u are someone i really miss and care about. 96.I dont have the measels, i am not confined to bed, asperin wont help coz it aint my head, i dont have back ache or the flu, its more serious…i am missin u! 97. Ull always be mine 4 now & 4ever.Ull always be mine 4 u r my treasure.Ull always be mine please tell me its true.Please be mine 4ever ill always luv u. 98. Sweet as a rose bud bright as a star cute as a kitten thats what u are.bundles of joy sunshine and fun you are everything i luv all rolled into 1. 99. I have liked many but loved very few. yet no-one has been as sweet as u. I’d stand and wait in the worlds longest queue. just for the pleasure of a moment with u. 100. A special smile a special face.a special someone i cant replace.i luv u i always will.uve filled a space no one can fill! 101. I luv ur eyes i luv ur smile.i cherish ur ways i adore ur style. Wot can i say?ur 1of a kind & 24/7 ur on my mind! 102. As I lie awake in my bed. All sorts of thought run through my head, Like why do I love you as much as I do. Then I realise its because you are you! 103. I love so much my heart is sure. As time goes on I love you more. Your happy smile, Your loving face, No one will ever take your place. 104. I hide my tears when I say your name, 105. Is that love i see in your eyes, or merely a reflection of mine? 106. Curved high on a mountain covered in dew… I saw these 3 words… I LOVE YOU! 107. Fate has brought us together, to meet, to know and to part is the saddest thing in life… I £ove You… 108. A sMiLe tO pUt You On HiGh… A KisS To Set YoUr SouL ALriGhT… WouLd iT bE aLriGhT iF I spEnT ToNiTe BeiNg LovED bY YoU??? 109. It is not being in love that makes me happy… but is being in love with YOU that makes me happy. 110. Being near is not the meaning of being dear, 111. When all seems lost and lonely for you Random Posts
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Posted: 13 Sep 2010 07:05 PM PDT
Love is so strange.. sometimes it becomes reason to live life..!! and sometimes it becomes reason to leave life….?? Random Posts
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Have A Heart That Never Hardens Posted: 13 Sep 2010 07:01 PM PDT
Have A Heart That Never Hardens, Random Posts
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Adult jokes | Checking intellectuality Posted: 13 Sep 2010 03:15 AM PDT
The Captain rounded all his men to check on their intellectual faculties. Taking a small handkerchief from his pocket he says. "Smith, when I wave my handkerchief what does it make you think about??" "Oh!! Sir it makes me think of the train station." "Well Smith ... why does it make you think of the train station." "Because Sir ... on Sundays in the afternoon we often would go down to the train station, and when the train left the station people would wave their handkerchiefs like you do Sir." "Very good Smith. Let's see you, Thomas, when I wave my handkerchief what does it make you think about??" "Oh well Sir... It makes me think about the port." "Why does it make you think about the port??" "Sir, because when I go to the port the passengers on the outgoing ships wave at their relatives and friends that way." "That's very good Thomas, let's see you Gibson, when I wave my handkerchief what does it make you think about?" "Sir. It makes me think about screw*ng!" "Oh, I see, well why does it make you think screw*ng?" "Because Sir, the only thing I think about is screw*ng."  
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Short funny jokes-Herd of buffalo Posted: 13 Sep 2010 12:02 AM PDT
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Posted: 13 Sep 2010 12:01 AM PDT
A few weeks after a young man had been employed; he was called into the Human Resources administrator's office. "What is the meaning of this?" the personnel officer asked. "When you applied for this job, you told us you had three years experience. Now I have discovered this is the first position you've ever held." "True," the young man answered with a smile, "in your advertisement you said you wanted a person with imagination."  
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Posted: 13 Sep 2010 12:00 AM PDT One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after eating the apple and wondered about men and women. So, looking up to the heavens, he said,
"Excuse me, God, can I ask you a few questions?"
God replied, "Go on, Adam, but be quick. I have a world to create." So Adam said, "When you created Eve, why did you make her body so curved and tender unlike mine?" "I did that, Adam, so that you could love her." "Oh, well then, why did you give her long, shiny, beautiful hair, and not me?" "I did that, Adam, so that you could love her." "Oh, well then, why did you make her so stupid? Certainly not so that I could love her?" "Well, Adam, no. I did that so that she could love you." Received from ArcaMax Jokes.
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Meri Maa Mooli bare shok se khati hai Posted: 15 Sep 2010 09:57 AM PDT Teacher student se: Mamooli ko jumle me istemaal karo. Student ne socha socha socha socha Random Posts
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Posted: 15 Sep 2010 09:57 AM PDT ”Stay Committed To But Stay Flexible In ~ Good Morning Random Posts
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Posted: 15 Sep 2010 09:56 AM PDT answer the question in yes/no see the result below if yes to if no Random Posts
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Posted: 15 Sep 2010 09:55 AM PDT Each Day I Meet Someone New, But Never Find Another YOU, The World Is Full Of People Its True, Yet No one Ever Equals a person Sweet Like U. Random Posts
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Posted: 15 Sep 2010 09:55 AM PDT Athisa Didnt get it? Random Posts
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Dil chata hai k teri phar k rakh doon Posted: 15 Sep 2010 09:54 AM PDT Woh mangti thee mein deta na tha JAWAB USS K SAWAAL KA Uss ne manga to khara ho gya RONGATA MERAY JAZBAT KA Mein ne diya to chout gya PHOOL HATHOON SE GULAB KA Dil chata hai k teri phar k rakh doon JO SEENEY MEIN CHUPA RAKHI TERI TASVEER MEIN NE Uss ne kaha k kar lo mager kisi ko na batana BUS CHUPA REHAY YEH AFSAANA PYAR KA Random Posts
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Yeh ik piyara sa jo rishta hai Posted: 15 Sep 2010 09:54 AM PDT Yeh ik piyara sa jo rishta hai Random Posts
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A boy & a girl were playing hide-seek Posted: 15 Sep 2010 09:53 AM PDT How cute! A boy & a girl were playing hide-seek.. She sent a SMS:” If you find me, you can marry me.. If you can’t Random Posts
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Posted: 15 Sep 2010 09:52 AM PDT A poem by every girl Husbnd apna white ho Random Posts
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Posted: 15 Sep 2010 09:51 AM PDT Words Ends With Century Ends With Music Ends With But Let Ur DAY Good Morning Random Posts
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Posted: 15 Sep 2010 09:50 AM PDT meray dost! jab main ne phool maanga jab paani ka qatra maanga jab sms ka kaha abay behra hai kia? Random Posts
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Posted: 15 Sep 2010 09:49 AM PDT Tumhein Kaise Mein Bataon Tumhein Kaise Mein Kahoon Mere Bas Mein Agar Ho Tu Mein Bas Itna Hi Karoon Tumhein Din Bhar Tumhein Har Pal Dekhta Hi Mein Rahoon Tumhein Dekhoon Tumhein Chahoon Tumhein Pojoon Har Pal Tumhein Sochoon Tumhein Samjhon Tumhein Mangoon Har Pal Tumhein Mein Gungunaon Tumhein Gaon Har Pal Mein Tumhara Hoon Aesa Dewana Meri Jaan………. Mera Marna Bhi Tumhein Ho Mera Jeena Bhi Ho Tum Meri Madira Bhi Tumhie Ho Mera Peena Bhi Ho Tum Meri Chandi Bhi Tumhei Ho Mera Soona Bhi Ho Tum Mera Hasna Bhi Tumhie Ho Mera Roona Bhi Ho Tum Meri Sari Sansoon Mein Tum Jaise Ho Ghuli Meri Ankhein Tumhie Dekhien Chahe Baand Ho Ya Khuli Mein Tumhara Hoon Aesa Dewana Meri Jaan…….. Mere Dil Mein Hai Ye Arman Tumhein Ik Din Paon Is Amber Se Bhi Aage Tumhein Le Ker Jaon Jahan Rahoon Mein Ho Bihkre Sab Chand Aur Tare Jahan Geetoon K Behte Hoon Mehte Dahreen Jahan Khuwaboon Ki Dunya Kabhi Soiee Nahi Hoo Jahan Tum Ho Jahan Mein Hoon Aur Koi Nahi Ho Mein Tumhara hoon Aesa Dewana Meri Jaan……… Random Posts
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begum khana tayar nahi hua abhi? Posted: 15 Sep 2010 09:48 AM PDT Husband: begum khana tayar nahi hua abhi? Random Posts |
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Posted: 15 Sep 2010 09:47 AM PDT Teacher: Tumhare Abbu ka kya naam hai? Pathan: Google Khan Teacher: yeh kaisa naam hua? Pathan: hum jahan b hota hai, wo humko dhoond hi leta hai. Random Posts
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Posted: 15 Sep 2010 09:46 AM PDT USA U.K DUBAI ( ‘_’) JAPAN ( ‘_’) GERMANY Puri Dunya DhonD Lo Random Posts
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Adult jokes | Husband & wife talking in bed Posted: 16 Sep 2010 01:37 AM PDT
Wife: I can't sleep without it. Husband: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night? Wife: Because I'm Hot. Husband: You get hot at the darnest times. Wife: If you love me I wouldn't have to beg you. Husband: If you love me you'd be more considerate. Wife: You don't love me anymore. Husband: Yes I do, but let's forget it for tonight. Wife: Booooooo ..!(Sob-Sob) Husband: Alright, I'll do it. Wife: What's the matter? Need a flashlight? Husband: I can't find it. Wife: Oh, for heaven's sake, feel for it. Husband: There. Are you satisfied? Wife: Oh, yes, honey. Husband: Is it up far enough? Wife: Oh, that's fine. Husband: Now go to bed and from now on when you want the window open, do it yourself. |
 
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Posted: 16 Sep 2010 12:02 AM PDT
Gordon, an occasional hunter, visits a gentleman's outfitters and asks, 'Do you sell camouflage jackets?' 'Yes, indeed,' replies the salesman, unfortunately we can't find them.' |
 
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Posted: 16 Sep 2010 12:01 AM PDT
His reply was, 'Nothing.' So I asked him, 'Didn't you study Jesus?' Richard's reply was, 'No, he wasn't even there.' |
 
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Posted: 16 Sep 2010 12:00 AM PDT Computer users are divided into three types: Novice, Intermediate, and Expert.
Novice User - Someone who is afraid that simply pressing a key might break a computer. Intermediate User - Someone who doesn't know how to fix a computer after pressing the key that broke it. Expert User - Someone who presses the key that breaks someone else's computer. Received from ArcaMax Jokes.
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Really funny jokes-Chinese New Year Posted: 12 Sep 2010 12:01 AM PDT
It was Chinese New Year. Bill and Jackson had just staggered back home from a hard night's drinking when they noticed that a menu from the new restaurant next door had come through the letter box. On a whim they decided to celebrate the Chinese New Year with a take-away. Jackson, was just off out of the door to fetch their meal when Bill turned to him and said, 'Please get me 20 number 6 while you're at the take-away. Jackson returned with their chicken Chou Mein, sweet and sour pork and 20 portions of egg fried rice. Bill said, 'Where's me fags'. Jackson said, 'What cigarettes, you asked for 20 number 6 and that's what you've got, enough egg fried rice to feed a Chinese Junk from Shanghai to Hong Kong'. Bill said, 'When I was last in England Embassy No 6 was a packet of fags.' |
 
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Short adult jokes | Struggling with English Posted: 14 Sep 2010 03:57 AM PDT
The young Swedish pair had been working for the Schmitt's for more than a year. While hardworking and efficient, she still struggled with English. One day, she told Mrs. Schmitt that she had received good news from her boyfriend Sven. "He is coming to visit me from army next week!" "That's wonderful," the woman replied. "How long is his furlough?" "Oh," the young woman said, blushing, "About as long as Mr. Schmitt's. Just a little thicker." |
 
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Really funny jokes-More important Posted: 14 Sep 2010 12:02 AM PDT
Martin arrived at Sunday school late. Miss Walter, his teacher, knew that Martin was usually very punctual so she asked him if anything was wrong. Martin replied no, that he had been going fishing but his dad told him that he needed to go to church. Miss Walter was very impressed and asked the lad if his dad had explained to him why it was more important to go to church than to go fishing? Martin replied, 'Yes he did. Dad said he didn't have enough bait for both of us.' |
 
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Good jokes-Ten common fishing expressions explained Posted: 14 Sep 2010 12:01 AM PDT
Ten common fishing expressions explained 1) Catch and Release: This is a conservation term that happens right before the local Fish and Game Protection Officer stops your boat when you have caught over the limit. 2) Hook: (i) A small curved piece of metal used to catch fish. (ii) A clever advertisement to entice a fisherman to spend his live savings on a new rod and reel. (iii) The punch administered by said fisherman's wife after he spends their life savings [see also, right hook, left hook]. 3) Line: Something you give your colleagues when they ask on Monday how your fishing went over the weekend. 4) Lure: An object that is semi-enticing to fish, but will drive an angler into such a frenzy that he will charge his credit card to the limit before exiting the tackle shop. 5) Reel: A weighty object that causes a rod to sink quickly when dropped overboard. 6) Rod: An attractively painted length of fibreglass that keeps an angler from ever getting too close to a fish. 7) School: A grouping in which fish are taught to avoid your £15.99 [$USD30] lures and hold out for bread instead. 8) Tackle: What your last catch did to you as you reeled him in, but just before he wrestled free and jumped back overboard. 9) Tackle Box: A box shaped amazingly like your comprehensive first aid kit. Only a tackle box contains many sharp objects, so that when you reach in the wrong box blindly to get an elastoplasts [band aid], you soon find that you need more than one. 10) Test: (i) The amount of strength a fishing line affords an angler when fighting fish in a specific weight range. (ii) A measure of your creativity in blaming 'that flippin' line' for once again losing the fish. |
 
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Posted: 14 Sep 2010 12:00 AM PDT On a business trip to India, I arrived at the airport in Delhi and took a taxi to my hotel, where I was greeted by my hospitable Indian host.
The cab driver requested the equivalent of eight dollars U.S. for the fare. It seemed reasonable, so I started to hand him the money. But my host grabbed the bills and initiated a verbal assault upon the cabby, calling him a worthless parasite and a disgrace to their country for trying to overcharge visitors. My host threw half the amount at the driver and told him never to return. As the taxi sped off, my host gave me the remaining bills and asked, "How was your trip?" "Fine ... until you chased the cab away with my luggage in the trunk." Received from Thomas Ellsworth.
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