open the attached doc(by Salman Rashid NOT Salman Rashdie) which was really recd from internet. Read at the end of the article saying
And this has all come to be because of the good work of the Aga Khan Foundation. I say, exterminate these politicians and let the Aga Khan be King of Pakistan. He will turn us, including the Mehsuds and sundry other creatures inhabiting that region, human.