Found somewhere in the dictionary between scopulate and scowle is:
*** SCOWDER ***
Please send me your fabulous, fanciful, fictitious, fairy-tale, fabricated, false, fantastical, forged, fabled, far fetched, fraudulent, flimflam, feigned, fanatical, and figmental fake definitions for SCOWDER by email to widdis (at) dixonary (dot) net.
I’ll set the deadline to 35½ hours from now: please submit your definitions by 7:00 pm PDT at the Griffith Observatory in Los Angeles on Friday, June 12, or at the conclusion of the USA v. Portugal World Cup match (also in L.A.), whichever is later.
That's 10 pm EDT at the US Naval Observatory in Washington DC, and Saturday 0200 UTC on the International Space Station, 3 am BST at the Greenwich Meridian and elsewhere in the UK, 4 am CEST at la Méridienne de France and in most of Europe, and 2 pm NZST at the Amundsen–Scott South Pole Station.