One for all the Teachers out there, and those who get drunk at parties!!!!

[Craig and Gaelene]

 

A person goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman

waving at him. She says hello. He is rather taken aback because he

cannot place where he knows her.

Therefore, he says,

 

 'Do you know me?'

 

To which she replies, '

 

I think you are the father of one of my kids.'

 

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says,

 

 'Are you the stripper from the stag night that I made love to on the pool

table - with all my friends watching - while your partner whipped my bottom with wet celery?'

  

 

 

 

She looks into his eyes and says calmly,

  

 

'No, I'm your son's teacher.'

 

 

 

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