Hi all,
I've spent the year jealous of Mike
Perhaps twas the wrong idea
On Ed, this week, Shanker went spike
To the rest of us, those two say, "See ya!"
Shanker outscored Mike by 60 this week
So he now owns the breaker of ties
I traded him Jefferson just to keep
A runner with no yards; I cries
Mike picked up win seven to stay near the top
Beating Kathy in an uninspiring match
She did not reach one hundred, the only to stop
Before triple digits could get a scratch
Jay's team's getting healthy, which is a fright
This week, picking up a win over Tim
Puka's back, and the Lions had quite a night
But Tim's Amon-Ra jump shot hit the rim
I deserved to lose for starting a back who was a late scratch
Declared out while I was putting the kids to bed
My zero helped Matt to grab a win in his catch
And I just stand back and shake my dumb head
Jill had a big week to keep hope alive
Beating Dan to even up her record
Tua was back, unsure if he can count to five
Wasn't enough for Tyreek, whose own past is checkered
Melissa beat Becca in a game
Where one of them had to win
I discard the money, riches, and fame
In exchange for not having to think about this game at all. Their teams are not good.
Week 9 should be fine, though without much suspense
Matt and Mike is the only good battle to beat
Happy Halloween to all you ladies and gents
Don't forget to yell trick-or-treat!
Happy fantasying,
Kevin