Hi all,
In the closest game of the week and possibly the year
Jay eeked out a win like plucking wax from his ear
All Mike needed was one lousy extra point
But the Bills went for two, then stunk up the joint
Matt took a stumble and is two games out of first
Losing to four guys under five points? Bubble burst
Becca won thanks to Dallas, or maybe the Giants?
Their defense spent Sunday being anything but defiant
My team rocked it to the tune of 150
After early-season stumbles, these wins are nifty
The loss means Shanker is just one game ahead of me
And after that, I'm coming for spot number three
Tim beat Dan in a game full of ups and downs
With eight guys under nine points, plenty of frowns
Geno Smith remains a legit NFL quarterback
While the Jets would just like their quarter back
Jill took the loss with a receiver putting up a zero
Even though he played, just not like a hero
Melissa's best player's her kicker; would you look at that
The only one who would take pride is Matt
Kathy toppled Ed despite her kicker spot looking bleak
I can't believe it, but she's on a two-game winning streak
Ed shakes his head and thinks Levis' nine-point day was bad
While his bench says, "T-Lawrence's six-pointer could have been had"
The trade deadline is Saturday, so make those swaps
Please do something so I don't have to call the cops
Four weeks to go, time for one final push
And I'm not taking about the Eagles grabbing a tush
Happy fantasying,
Kevin