Hi all,
With five weeks to go 'fore the season ends
No one has clinched, but let's not pretend
Becca makes it? Mike/Shank don't? That's just daft
The odds of that are wider than the waistline of Taft
This week really featured just a single game
That wasn't a landslide; those are just lame
As Mike beat Matt by just half-a-point
With a score so big, Matt's heart fell out of joint
Shanker held strong, sits front seat in our car
Rolling up more points than good old FDR
Tim stumbled again, his season looking like failure
Which happens sometimes when you start a Raider
Jill secure the most points of the week, and hey
That gave her a big win, just like LBJ
Mahomes and Henry and Kelce were swift
While my team just seemed to be adrift
And don't look now; Becca's on the board!
Not just that, 'twas Jay she outscored
Lamar and D-Hop, points she was scorin'
Picking up that win like Bill Henry over Van Buren
Ed's tight end got all of nine plays
No wonder Dan treated him like John McCain
Melissa topped Kathy in a match full of yield
Both of them fell flatter than James A. Garfield
Hope you're enjoying your fantasy action
As much as you liked your time w/ Drew Jackson
Trade deadline's next weekend so don't be late
So again let's make this fantasy great
Happy fantasying,