CBMFFL 2025: Week 4 Recap

[Kevin Flintosh]

Hi all,

This weekend, the tip of a blade of grass counts as "the ground"

This, I considered to be bullshit, I found

Three more weekends until Penn State plays Iowa

And offensive football turns back time on ya

As for fantasy football, my team sucks, I must say

Everyone I'm willing to trade away

LaPorta's mustache or Ja'Marr's broken QB

Can be yours if you just offer me

A quarter, a dime, a nickel, you see

I'd accept in trade a coupon for one free Frostee

Some of you are doing better; it surely would seem

That happens when you score a billion on my team

Five tied for first with a 5-and-1 anchor

Including a guy I've scored more points than -- Shanker

Games will be played and games will be won

But just one between two teams 3-and-1

Mike plays Melissa in our game of the week

Words Daniel Jones never thought someone would speak

About a matchup in which he was starting quarterback

That's just what happens when the Giant stink's off your back

Seriously, offer me trades, I'm about to give up

I'd even accept a white guy like Cooper Kupp

My team just makes me sad is all I can say

Who invented this silly game anyway?

Happy fantasying,

Kevin

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Kevin Flintosh
kevinf...@gmail.com