CBMFFL 2024: Week 7 Recap

[Kevin Flintosh]

Hi all,

Despite an undefeated regular season,

We lost in round one, and that is the reason

Your boy is back to drop some good knowledge

Just ignore my game this week; twas quite garbage

Our league's halfway done, plenty still left to play for

Unless you're Becca... or Melissa... snore

This week was a fantasy football wasteland

Including for Mike, #1 on our bandstand

But Barkley treated the Giants like a redheaded stepchild

And Becca's challenge is, at best, muy mild

Shanker sits second after a thunderous show

His Dicker was quite Worthy this week, don't you know

Jay put up a good fight but had one fatal flaw

Pass-catchers from the Pats and Panthers are against the law

I sit in third after a game that shall not be discussed

Do 'roids and lose yardage? Jameson Williams, me you disgust!

Kathy's two receivers from the same team didn't work, go figga

That's what happens when you trust Jaxon Smith-Njigba

Matt was tuned in on Sunday night

His Jets and Steelers put up a big fight

Najee and Breece and Garrett galore

While Dan couldn't find anyone to score

I still don't get Ed's team name, no chance

While the Brown Rice had brown streaks running down their brown pants

The game was a snooze when this super QB matchup

Didn't combine for 300 yards and dressed itself in ketchup

Tim played Melissa in a game with no heroes

It featured not one, but two players with zeroes

Josh Allen and the Sun God led Tim to a win

Melissa's search for #2 begins again

Well friends, we're back, let's finish the year strong please

And show more fight than Deshaun Watson's achilles

One question for you, my jacks, kings, and queens

What's everyone being on this Halloween?

Happy fantasying,

Kevin

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Kevin Flintosh
kevinf...@gmail.com