CBMFFL 2024: Week 11 Recap

[Kevin Flintosh]

Hi all,

Three weeks left, not much has changed

Shanker and Matt still beat in all of our brains

Mike changed his team name, and I did too

So watch out 'fore these Purdy Mouths get you

Shanker's 10-and-1 and has won six in a row

He's the first to clinch the playoffs, you know

And he does not even care, not one little bit

For on Kathy's team, this week, he took a big shit

Mike jumped backwards over Dan, just like Saquon

While the Giants bench Dimes, replaced by The Don

Dan, meanwhile, stumbles again

Patiently waiting for the season to end

Jay's win over Matt was the tightest this week

From Matt, the wins are starting to leak

He has the most points but sits in fourth place

Rubbing his touchdowns all in my face

Ed beat me in a 6-and-5 fight

Happens when you don't pick your guys right

For me, Hunt and McLaurin didn't do jack

While Ed's Matt Stafford put the team on his back

Jill scored the least points by a margin of 40

I have no more to say about that fine shorty

Melissa kicked her butt without trying hard

Beating them up, down, and all over the yard

Tim beat Becca; not much of a feat

This season, only one team she's managed to beat

The Lions kept scoring, which was grand for Tim

Chiefs forgot to tackle; Josh Allen yelled, "I'm him!"

With three weeks left, we're in bye week hell

Six teams this week have no stories to tell

The year's basically over at this point, don't you know

So please just burn a bunch of PTO

Happy fantasying,

Kevin

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Kevin Flintosh
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