Hi all,
Gobble, gobble y'all, Thanksgiving is here
Everyone should throw up their hands and cheer
Unless you happened to be a turkey, of course
You wish you was a side piece but you da main course!
With three weeks left, one thing is apparent
Jay clinched the playoffs already, losses for him be errant
Matt can get there next with a win or a loss by Tim
MD has me this week... man, that sucks for him
No one has been eliminated yet, but it is on its way
Dan and Kathy with a loss will see their seasons go astray
Mike and Shanker are in good places, and there's a three-team tussle
Melissa, Tim, and me need wins to make ourselves a-bustle
Ed and Becca and Jill all still have a mathy chance
Though I wouldn't put much money on them making a playoff dance
While it's not like Jackass, those guys who make pranks a living
I wish you and yours a very happy Thanksgiving
Happy fantasying,
Kevin