CBMFFL 2024: Week 4 Recap

[Kevin Flintosh]

Hi all,

As I sit here, waiting for football practice

It's about time that I sit to write this

And declare that I am, in fact, a defective father

I played Cody and should not have bothered

To tell him he was starting two guys on the shelf

And I didn't; I made his roster changes myself

The subs scored 26 points and he squeaked in a celebration

He acts like he won, when it was really self-immolation

For us though, it's really rock & roll in the 1980s

It's Mike & the Mechanics; we're all his mechanical ladies

You score a lot of points on him; he sits back and smiles

While Malik Nabers catches balls for miles and miles

(I know he lost this week, but I'll blame Kyle Pitts

And the Atlanta Falcons for playing like the shits)

Shanker beat me by a point to continue my misery

Thanks to a poor-but-not-poor-enough game from Calvin Ridley

Tim topped Dan thanks to Tyreek Hill

And his decided lack of a prescription chill pill

Melissa lost again to fall to oh-and-four

Which happens when Nick Sirianni is allergic to score

Jill beat Becca; she's on a two-game winning spree!

And is hoping Rashee can borrow some Swiftie's left knee

That brings us to Kathy, who's somehow 3-and-1

I did not know such a thing could be done

Somehow, her and Matt both got zeroes from their tight ends

With their QBs, I guess, they weren't very tight friends

My football wraps up in at the start of November

Writing will be sparse till then, but remember

Y'all are my homies and I've certainly missed ya

And nothing will ever touch our own Project Vista

Happy fantasying,

Kevin

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Kevin Flintosh
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