Hi all,
With four weeks left, it has become clear
That some play to win; some are just happy to be here
I'd break our league into three distinct tiers
And for those at the bottom, please, no tears
At the top, Shanker and Mike are a combined 17 and 3
With Shank's loss to Mike and Mike's to Jay and Mrs. Me
If Shank tried to tell me Sam Darnold would be good
I'd have told him to get out my neighborhood
But with him leading Shanker and Saquon leading Mike
There's a chance we're down to a two-dog fight
The next batch has six teams separated by two games
Though Matt's point total is taking off with the reins
Jay and Jill and me are tied with Matt in wins
With Ed and Dan just behind, fighting their former sins
The bottom four are slipping away, like Jack on a Titanic door
Just getting through their next four weeks will feel like quite a chore
With Amon-Ra and Josh Allen, you'd think Tim would be better
And I'm not convinced Becca's isn't just sitting and knitting a sweater
Melissa's at 3 and 7 with Kathy, who has yet to reach four digits
The only one in the league to not reach a thousand widgets
The trade deadline's this weekend as we get up for the tourney
I'm struggling to rhyme this with anything other than "horny"
But I'm an adult, gosh darn it, much too old to be so cheeky
So I'll bid farewell to week 10; good luck in our 11th weeky
Happy fantasying,
Kevin
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